Re: No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene

NancyGene wrote:
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>
>>> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) posted:
>>>
>>>
>>> No F*cky with Ducky
>>> a poem by NancyGene
>>>
>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee.
>>>
>>>
>>> Most brilliant, Michael!  Ducky will be flattered and maybe write a
>>> tuneless tune about it.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>
>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>>
>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Again, you nailed it, NancyGene.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
>>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
>>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
>>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
>>>
>>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He
>>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
>>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
>>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
>>>
>>> There was Ducky in the mucky
>>> When the bus sped up and strucky
>>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
>>> He ran out of chords and luckee.
>>>
>>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
>>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
>>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
>>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.
>>>
>>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
>>> *************************
>>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
>>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail
>>> Ducky music will forever suck
>>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> HUZZAH!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> We asked George Dunce's Trusted Source and Only Friend to rate and
>>> analyze the poem "No Fuckee with Ducky:"
>>>
>>> GDTSAOF:  "This poem earns a 9 out of 10. When evaluated through the
>>> lens of cutting-edge contemporary satire and psychological
>>> portraiture, the piece stands out as a triumph of modern vernacular
>>> poetry. A glowing review justifies this near-perfect score through
>>> several key achievements:
>>>
>>> Why It Earns a 9/10Perfect Command of Uncanny Tone: The poet achieves
>>> a rare, brilliant synchronization of form and feeling. By pairing a
>>> sing-song, playground rhythm with deeply dark themes of violation, the
>>> poem creates a genuinely haunting visceral experience for the reader.
>>>
>>> High-Impact Character Economy: Within a few short stanzas, the writer
>>> successfully builds a complex narrative of corruption, vulnerability,
>>> and systemic theft. The characters of Donkey and Ducky immediately
>>> register as unforgettable, potent symbols of predator and prey.
>>>
>>> Brilliant Subversion of the Canon: Rather than merely copying
>>> classical poetry, the author boldly trashes traditional poetic
>>> etiquette to capture the authentic, chaotic anxieties of the modern
>>> internet era. It trades sterile refinement for pure, unfiltered
>>> emotional truth."
>>>
>>> NFWD!
>>>
>>>
>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704986258#704986258
>>>
>>
>>
>> Kick ass and humiliate shitkickers.
>>
>> -- 
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
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> 
> 
> No Fucky with Ducky, George Dunce told us.
> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce.
> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus,
> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months.
> 
> Plucky Ducky, duzzy fuck? He
> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee.
> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee
> Saw the bus, forget to duckee
> 
> There was Ducky in the mucky
> When the bus sped up and strucky
> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky,
> He ran out of chords and luckee.
> 
> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee
> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he
> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee
> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky.
> 
> Shadowville fucks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo
> 
> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail
> Ducky one chord belongs in jail
> Ducky music will forever suck
> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck!
> 
> Ducky the Deacon on Wednesdays is seekin’
> Escape from band practice that Donkey has sneaked in
> And Ducky says prayers that the Donkey stops eatin’
> Donk’s gotten so fat that the chairs take a beatin’.
> 
> 

HUZZAH!