Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

[email protected] (HarryLime) Wed, 05 Aug 2026 19:54:42 -0400
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> HarryLime wrote:
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>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>> [snip]
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>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro" videos on YouTube.




Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders and he were friends who held each other's work in the highest regard.

Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:

"You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
flood countless groups with this Spam because...well, eh,...because.....
because you like to call yourself a poet."

and this:

"Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
that happens."

and this:

"Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives
Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what
'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." 


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