Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro" videos
>> on YouTube. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders and
> he were friends who held each other's work in the highest regard. 
> 
> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
> 
> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
> 
> and this:
> 
> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
> back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
> hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
> that happens."
> 
> and this:
> 
> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the
> flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." 
> 
> 
> This response appears in the discussion at:
> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474

Even PJR is in awe of Benders. 

ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!

-- 
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
another asskicking from The One True Melissa