Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Seven

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
>> THE DARK QUEEN.
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>> "The Dark Queen" was an ex-girlfriend of Will Donkey's who famously
>> joined him on stage during the legendary "Zorro" (or
>> "Zahrooooooooo!") number.
>> 
>> While she wasn't a member of AAPC, she has become famous among its
>> members for symbolically brandishing Will Donkey's balls on a
>> swizzle stick.
>> 
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>> 
>> There's a story that whenever Will Donkey and the Dark Queen get
>> together, they reenact this iconic moment for the camera... a symbol
>> of the emasculating nature of their relationship throughout the
>> years.
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>> The Dockery n*des photos can also confirm this.  Most emasculating for
>> the Donkey.  Skewered and viewered.
>> 
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> I suspect that picture got more comments tan the ZAW-ROW! video.
> 
> She's probably moose-sized by now so we can ship her to Canuckistan.
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Close, but nothing could surpass the Zorro video.  We have heard that a couple of people have animated the Dockery Nudes, but we don't need to see that.

Yes, the Dork Queen is the size of a Moose now, and she is headed to Canuckistan to challenge Dunce's Moose for the territory.  Dunce has never had two Moose fighting over him before.  For Big Mo, it just means that there will be more to eat. 


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