Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Six

> MMP aka 'HarryLime' aka 'Michael Pendragon' aka 'Coco DeSockmonkey' aka 'One Small Voice', etc. wrote:
> BIG MO
> 
> (A.k.a. Maureen Dunce)
> 
> Big Mo is George J. Dunce's spouse.  Her nickname refers to her immense girth.
> 
> They have been married for many years and have a grown up (and outward) daughter.
> 
> Big Mo and Dunce are said to have a rather strained relationship because of the following reasons:
> 
> *Big Mo claims first crack at the meals in their household, and rarely leaves any scraps for Dunce.
> *George's refusal (fear?) of going "beneath the bedsheets."
> *George's fraternization with Moose (various bull moose that he dresses in female clothing).
> 
> Dunce, however, maintains that their union is a happy one.



DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
- MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120

One Michael Pendragon, in mockery,
Would lie all the time about Dockery.
When called on each lie
He'd whine and he'd cry:
"That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!" 


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