Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>> posted: 
>>> 
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: 
>>>> 
>>>> [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>>>> 
>>>> The above folklore is, yet again, predicated entirely upon fact.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Some misrepresentations, but I don't see any outright lies in your
>>> Zod post. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> Zod was (is?)
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Zod is alive and well, I spoke with him on the telephone just last
>>> night. 
>>> 
>>> 
>>>> a career pissbum, or to use his own description, "Dharma Bum."
>>>> 
>>>> He claimed that he chose to be unemployed, and that his homeless
>>>> state of living under a piece of discarded tarp was his
>>>> "retirement." 
>>>> 
>>>> He often wrote that he was lying by the banks  of the Chattahoochee
>>>> smoking a cigar, drinking a cheap bottle of wine, and watching the
>>>> sunset -- and boasting about how his "Life is good." 
>>>> 
>>>> He also wrote numerous poems about his "girlfriend," Loretta. 
>>>> According to his posts, Loretta was "a real entrepreneur" who sold
>>>> weed, and traded "cuddles" for grass, smokes, or booze. 
>>>> 
>>>> George wrote at least a half dozen poems about his and Loretta's
>>>> relationship, which he submitted to "The Sunday Sampler."  The
>>>> poems inevitably described Loretta dancing about the "camp" fire
>>>> while Dirty Mike strummed a different stringed instrument. 
>>>> 
>>>> Their love story became so strongly ingrained in the AAPC folklore
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Zod did write at least a dozen poems about Loretta.
>>> 
>>> Zod is now living in an apartment in Columbus Georgia, and the last
>>> I heard from Loretta had gone back to live with her family out in
>>> rural Georgia. 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Thanks for the update on Loretta.  I had assumed that she'd met with
>> a grisly end at the RiverWalk homeless camp. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> The RiverWalk homeless camp is one of the largest such camps in the
> United States.  Rats, toxic fish from the Chattahoochee, and other
> campers are said to make up a large portion of their daily diet. 
> 
> Will Donkey, otoh, tends to choose boogers on toast.
> 
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Douchebag + Boogers = Lunch is served.

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