Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three
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> Bruce wrote: > HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> George J. Dance wrote: >> >> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >> >> >> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN >> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >> >> >> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C., >> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door. This >> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact. >> >> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be >> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will >> Donkey. >> >> >> >> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed" >> appears to have been deserted. This gave rise to numerous stories >> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his >> property taxes. >> >> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed >> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other >> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets. >> >> >> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered >> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling >> across the lawn. >> >> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to >> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster: >> >> >> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there >> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed? >> In the winter. >> >> >> To confuse the flies. >> >> >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa >> >> >> Ah, so! The flies aren't confused for long, though. They know where >> it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around >> the shed. >> >> >> The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear. >> >> This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is >> to hang them outside and wait for it to rain. (Apparently the city >> turned off his water several years ago.) >> >> >> > > > G U F F A W ! Yes, and the Chattahoochee River is just as filthy as Will Donkey's clothes, so the rain rinse is his solution. His shirt isn't plaid--those are streaks of dirt. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709207499#709207499 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655