Re: Let's examine a Douchebag Willie Grammar Flame!

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Will Dockery <user3274> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
> 
>> 
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> posted:
>> Will Dockery <user3274> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> posted:
>> Will Dockery <user3274> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> [email protected] (HarryLime) posted:
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> George J. Dance wrote:
>> 
>> Penny's Poetry Blog's poem for Valentine's Day:
>> Poem for Kathy, by Will Dockery
>> 
>> [...]
>> I can't think of
>> anything else I should write.
>> If I try
>> my emotions explode.
>> 
>> This is an eventful area of time in my personal history, as
>> some who know my biography will understand.
>> 
>> Was.  This *was* and eventful time in your personal history.
>> History is, by definition, in the past, so past tense is
>> required.
>> 
>> Also, time does not have spatial dimensions, so there is no
>> such thing as an "area of time."
>> 
>> You really need to enroll in a basic English course.
>> 
>> Thanks for the feedback, but watch out,Cujo will call you a
>> "grammar Nazi."
>> 
>> It's all you've whined about for days
>> 
>> No whining, I simply noticed and pointed out that you and Miguel
>> both make the same grammar errors with quotation marks and commas,
>> periods, et cetera.
>> 
>> On a good note, I doubt you'll be making that same mistake again.
>> 
>> I never made one in the first place, you stupid fucking kook.
>> 
> 
> 
> Look what you snipped out, Douchebag! Your dishonesty and kookiness
> always seem to occur when you're posting. Or are you dishonest and kooky
> elsewhere, Kook?
> 
> *******************
> 
> It's all you've whined about for days, Douchebag. I notice you won't
> admit I'm right, so see if No-Nads can offer you some slurpage instead.
> 
> Here you go, Dreckweasel:
> 
> Kooks love playing Grammar Gestapo. Ever notice that, Kook?
> 
> But to answer your incorrect assessment, I'll point out the following:
> 
> "When quotation marks are used at the end of a sentence, the placement
> of the period depends on whether the quote is a complete sentence or a
> phrase.
> 
> If the quote is a complete sentence, the period is placed inside the
> closing quotation mark. For example:
> 
> She said, "I'm going to the store."
> 
> If the quote is only a phrase, the period is placed outside the closing
> quotation mark. For example:
> 
> She said she was going to "the store on Main Street".
> 
> Note that this rule applies to American English. In British English, the
> period is typically placed outside the closing quotation mark, even for
> complete sentences."
> 
> So let's go back to the original sentence. Oh, you snipped mine out,
> dumbfuck. What a stupid kook you are, Douchebag!
> 
> Feel free to provide the examples of my sentences that you find
> objectionable and/or incorrect, Douchebag.
> 
> Why are you so increasingly stupid?
> ************************
> 
> Quack more, Duckweasel!
> *************************
> 
>> 
>> Fair enough, since I don't have the post where I think you made the
>> same error that Miguel did in this thread.
>> 
>> If you want to defend Miguel's grammar error now, we can look at that,
>> which is in this thread.
>> 
> 
> 
> Go right ahead. Post my sentence and Miguel's
> 
> You brought up that I made the same "mistake" and I'm  not even sure if
> Mr. Sucio made the same "mistake" in the first place.
> 
> But let's laugh at your attempted correction of Miguel and his absolute
> spanking of you until your fat ass was glowing red.
> 
> 
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>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> 
>> 
>> I made my comments, which corrected Cujo's and Miguel's grammar errors
>> which, oddly, are the identical errors.
>> 
>> 
> 
> 
> It is comical that you, of all people, are trying to act as if you are
> an expert in the proper usage of a comma.  Your missing comma in the
> above sentence makes you a bigger clown than usual.
> 
> 
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> 
>> 
>> Since I don't know what country Miguel is living in I suppose he gets
>> a pass.
>> 
> 
> 
> Idiot, I don't need your pass.  What does the country I'm living in
> matter?  By the way, you missed another comma in the above sentence.
> 
> 
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> 
>> CujoDeSockpuppet is, from what I remember from previous discussions, a
>> New Jersey (or someplace similar) resident.
>> 
>> 
> 
> Someplace similar?  How embarrassing for you to write that out loud.
> Where someone resides has nothing to do with where they were raised and
> educated, but I guess I shouldn't expect a high school dropout to grasp
> how schooling works.
> 
> 
>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> 
>> There, if course, American English grammar applies, which is always
>> commas inside the quotation marks.
>> 
>> 
> 
> 
> If? Imagine posing as a grammar expert without even bothering to
> proofread. Fraud is your specialty, considering you also like to
> play-act as a poet, a singer, an IT wizard, a devoted dad, and a loyal
> husband
> 
> *************************
> 
> Now That's a spanking!!!!!
> 
> Let's deal with the first sentence using Dance's trusted source!
> 
> ***********************
> Please fix the grammar in the below sentence:
> 
> "I made my comments, which corrected Cujo's and Miguel's grammar errors
> which, oddly, are the identical errors."
> 
> Here are a few ways to fix that sentence, depending on how natural and
> clear you want it to sound.
> 
> The main issue with the original is the repetitive "which... which"
> structure (called a "stacked relative clause"), along with a slightly
> awkward phrasing at the end.
> 
> 1. Direct & Natural (Recommended)
> "I left my comments, which corrected Cujo's and Miguel's grammar
> errors " oddly, the exact same mistakes."
> 
> 2. Smooth & Concise
> "I left my comments to correct Cujo's and Miguel's grammar errors,
> which, oddly, were identical."
> 
> 3. Slightly Closer to Your Original
> "I made my comments, which corrected Cujo's and Miguel's grammar
> errors"oddly enough, the very same errors."
> 
> What changed?
> Removed the double "which": Having two "which" clauses back-to-back
> creates a clunky "stacking" effect that makes sentences hard to read.
> 
> Refined "are the identical errors": Phrasings like "were identical" or
> "the exact same mistakes" sound much more natural in modern English than
> "are the identical errors."
> 
> Past tense consistency: Swapped "are" to "were" to keep the sentence
> solidly in the past tense alongside "made" and "corrected."
> ************************************
> 
> Perhaps you'll understand why an idiot like yourself shouldn't be trying
> grammar flames, Douchebag.
> 
> --
> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
> another asskicking from The One True Melissa



LOL!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Will Donkey has all the grammar skills of a short-bus variety 4th grader.

That said, Will does know his apostrophes.  No matter how unintelligible his run-on sentence fragments may be, his apostrophes are always correct.

Except when he's drunk, of course... or when he's been up all night necro-bumping posts... or when he's been up all night necro-bumping posts in a drunken stupor... but apart from that, he's usually pretty good with them. 


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