Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Six
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> BiteMeSharpEnt wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >>>>> in news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> BIG MO >>>>>> >>>>>> (A.k.a. Maureen Dunce) >>>>>> >>>>>> Big Mo is George J. Dunce's spouse. Her nickname refers to her >>>>>> immense girth. >>>>>> >>>>>> They have been married for many years and have a grown up (and >>>>>> outward) daughter. >>>>>> >>>>>> Big Mo and Dunce are said to have a rather strained relationship >>>>>> because of the following reasons: >>>>>> >>>>>> *Big Mo claims first crack at the meals in their household, and rarely >>>>>> leaves any scraps for Dunce. *George's refusal (fear?) of going >>>>>> "beneath the bedsheets." *George's fraternization with Moose (various >>>>>> bull moose that he dresses in female clothing). >>>>>> >>>>>> Dunce, however, maintains that their union is a happy one. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> View the attachments for this post at: >>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709378457#709378457 >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> You're really trying to give him a cerebral hemorrhage, aren't you? >>>>> I suppose that's one way to test for existence of working neurons. >>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> I like this image, as it presents a loving, and intimate moment between George J. Dunce and Big Mo... of which they hopefully share many in real life. >>>> >>>> Mo's intimate relationship with junk food is depicted in it as well. >>> >>> >>> According to the folklore, in recent years Big Mo has gotten so big that there's no longer any room for George J. Dunce in the bed -- either on top of, or beneath the sheets. >> >> >> >> Another reason for the strain in the Dunce's marriage has been postulated based on George J. Dunce's open support of NAMBLA. > > > > NAMBLA huh?? Yes. I had been attacking Pickles for supporting NAMBLA when the following exchange occurred: MMP: As previously noted (do try to get some reading comprehension skills, old man), I have never made an issue of the participants' sex. DUNCE: Another Pedodragon lie. You've ranted and raved for a month about the group that's done the most to fight the above discrimination. MMP: NAMBLA??? Are you seriously attempting to argue that NAMBLA is spearheading the fight against sexual discrimination??? He also accused me of being a "homophobe" and a "Nazi" for having attacked them. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709378457#709378457 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655