Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Seven

Bruce <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,alt.asshole.binky
Organization theCubeNet - www.thecubenet.com
Message-ID <[email protected]>
HarryLime wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey 
>>>>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>>>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the 
>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the 
>>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN 
>>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey 
>>>>>>> aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Will's having been the recipient of The a**hole Merit Badge 
>>>>>> (numerous times) is a matter of record.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> His Perky is a matter of record as well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That makes this particular folklore item 100% historically accurate.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The a**hole Merit Badge is a testament to the significance of Will 
>>>>> Donkey's role in A.A.P.C. folklore.  To have one's face 
>>>>> incorporated into the design of such an award proves just how 
>>>>> recognizable Will's face and reputation are to A.A.P.C. members.
>>>>>
>>>>> It should also be noted that several different variations of the 
>>>>> a**hole Merit Badge exist, all featuring the image of Will Dockery, 
>>>>> and designed by at least two A.A.P.C. members.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A third variation of the a**hole Merit Badge boast an image of 
>>>> Will's famous "snaggletoof."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> A recent a**hole Merit Badge features a person named "Binky" who has 
>>> been cross-posting to A.A.P.C. from the Dr. Who group.  Will Donkey 
>>> may be in danger of losing his iconic status as the Usenet's biggest 
>>> Ass.
>>
>>
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>> Binky appears to be the latest recruit to Team Donkey.  Although he 
>> hasn't been around here long enough for any folklore to have grown up 
>> about him, the odds of his becoming a part of it a few years down the 
>> road, are looking pretty good.
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> As with all of Team Donkey's recruits, Binky was brought in from another 
> Usenet group (in this case, one for Dr. Who fans), and has no interest 
> in poetry.
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You nailed it, HarryLime, but that doesn't stop Dockery
from slurping the fuckwit.
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