Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Six
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> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: > [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in > news:[email protected]: > > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >> >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >> HarryLime wrote: >> >> George J. Dance wrote: >> >> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >> >> >> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >> >> >> >> "LeGents" appears to be a satirical modification of the "Legends" >> bar that Will Donkey often spoke of performing at. >> >> Folklore being spread by word of mouth, and often elaborated on by >> the person doing the telling, Will's karaoke performances were >> transformed into go-go dancing. >> >> "Jordy" was most likely incorporated into the story because Will and >> "Jordy" were inseparable at the time (at least on Usenet). >> >> Will's practice of stealing tips from the waitresses at Legends has >> been mentioned so many times, and by so many different posters, that >> one finds it hard to believe that there's not at least a grain or >> two of truth behind it. >> >> >> >> >> According to the folklore, Will Donkey also stole tips from his >> wife, who waited tables when Will wasn't forcing her to work the >> street corners and taco bars. >> >> >> >> How many more did Douchebag Willie attempt to pimp out. I guess >> that's what was behind the bait shop being turned into a Bo-Dello. >> >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the >> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was >> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I >> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, >> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the >> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak >> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie >> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa >> >> >> >> Well, Sarah Donkeytits was already in the trade, so that was an easy >> one. She taught her daughter and her daughter's bastard all of her >> tricks, so Will Donkey is well positioned. Mildred would have been >> there as 4 generations, but she had to be put down. >> >> >> >> Well, at least Dreckweasel got a shed out of it. Speaking of sheds, >> that surely has to be part of the AAPC Folklore. >> >> How about the Irish Spring Incident? >> >> There's so much to work with... >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the >> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was >> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I >> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, >> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the >> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak >> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie >> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa >> >> >> >> We think that The Shed was already addressed, but there can always be >> updates such as when the rotten trees fall on it, lightning strikes >> it, or it is finally condemned. Yes, we would like to read the >> folklore behind the Irish Spring Incident. We assume that there were >> instructions included in the package? >> > > > Sadly, no instructions. Amazon wouldn't let me put "wash your diseased > mouth out with these 24 bars" in the "special message". > > Will figured out how to put the soap bars into his mouth. Unfortunately, he ended up eating them. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709795883#709795883 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709194661#709194661 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655