Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Two

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene)
>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected]
>>> (HarryLime) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will Donkey's snaggletoof has been documented in dozens of
>>> photographs.  Anyone can see that some lower front teeth are
>>> missing and that his upper front tooth (the Snaggletooth!) is
>>> sticking out at an angle that is painful just to look at.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709260278#709260278
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Wait until Douchebag finds out who took the original picture!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "Isn't it ironic."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> One could almost call it "A Wave of Irony" or something like
>>> that.
>>> 
>>> snicker
>>> 
>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>> SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP! SNAGGLETOOF DOUCHEBAG BUMP!
>>> 
>>> Douchebag!
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him
>>> and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True
>>> Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Are the "Dockery n*des" still on that website?  The last we
>>> heard, there were new portraits available.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> That's part of the reason there were so many comments.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives.
>>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own
>>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most
>>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the
>>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and
>>> speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little
>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> We have to assume that they were negative comments, in the order of
>>> "that's disgusting" and "how could someone be that fat?"  We don't
>>> want to make any accusations, but a certain fowl deacon may have
>>> taken these photos in the privacy of his "home studio/fantasy
>>> room."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> He may have been hoping to sell them online at $10 a pop.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This one's going for 14.95.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Is that the Thanksgiving turkey?
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> It's Deliverance country. That's the shitkicker version of a hillbilly
>> moose about to get goosed. Either that or Dreckweasel found the remnants
>> of a tablecloth in the Goodwill dumpster.
>> 
>> --
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
> 
> Why does there seem to be an x-ray of his hand?  Is he turning into the Invisible Fatman?




Will's been stoned for so many years that the vapor trails he sees are now showing up in his photos. 


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