Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twelve

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> HarryLime wrote:
>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. 
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> The Handy Sandy folklore stems from a series of exchanges between
>> Will Donkey and myself at AAPC. 
>> 
>> George (Stinky var.): Sandy is such a talented young
>> lady................... MMP: Best handjob in Columbus?
>> WILL: There may be better, but Sandy is a unique talent.
>> 
>> Will later claimed that he had "snipped" my response before replying,
>> but the damage had already been done. 
>> 
>> I have to admit that I honestly believed he was saying that Sandy
>> possessed a unique talent for performing handjobs.  I was shocked
>> that he would say such a thing -- but I certainly believed him. 
>> 
>> This was the sort of exchange that should have have been easily
>> forgotten.  The problem was that Will did not want to pass up a
>> chance to boast about one of his sexual conquests online. 
>> 
>> He therefore, refused to step into the gentleman's part and deny that
>> any such interplay between them had ever taken place.  Rather, he
>> repeatedly hinted that they'd been sexually involved, while insisting
>> that he had been replying to Stinky George's remark rather than mine
>> (which he'd snipped in his reply). 
>> 
>> So Sanday Madaris became Handy Sandy and forever a part of AAPC
>> folklore. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> This was mentioned in a different thread (there's a lot of cross-over
> in the folklore), but it's been speculated that Will's boasting about
> Sandy's handiness got her badly beaten by here partner, One-Drum
> Derundo. 
> 
> Sometime after Will made the infamous "handjob" comment that earned
> Sandy her nickname, she posted several photos on her Facebook page
> sporting what appeared be two black eyes, a busted nose, and one arm
> in a sling (IIRC).  She claimed that she'd fallen in her kitchen, but
> the injuries were far more severe than one would receive from a fall. 
> 
> A story began circulating that One-Drum had read some of the "Handy
> Sandy" stories on A.A.P.C. and flipped out on her. 
> 
> True or not, one can only hope that the Donkey will learn to be a
> little more discreet about his romantic liaisons in the future. 
> 
> 
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This is clearly Dreckweasel's fault for dragging her here. 

What a douchebag. 

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