Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fifty-Three

[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
in news:[email protected]: 

>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> 
>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery,
>>> Would lie all the time about Dockery.
>>> When called on each lie
>>> He'd whine and he'd cry:
>>> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!"
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> We should take the time to dispel the widely-held belief
>>> (widely-held in Canuckistan, at least) that Michael Pendragon and
>>> Coco DeSockmonkey are one and the same person.
>>> 
>>> This is not so.
>>> 
>>> In fact, we paid Coco a visit this weekend to discuss his coming
>>> back to AAPC, during which the following photograph was taken.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Which one is Coco and which is Michael Pendragon?
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> It's neither. MMP is trolling Douchebags and other similar vermin.
>> 
> 
> No, it's the real deal.
> 
> While there is, admittedly, a passing resemblance, you can tell which
> one is me by the kickass scar running down my cheek. 
> 
> And while the primary function of this post was to set the historical
> record straight (Coco is real), it was aimed more at the
> Canuckistanian Schmuck than at the Douchebag. 
> 
> Basically, Dunce wrote "MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey," which is simply
> not the case. 
> 
> Dunce can now eat his hat... if Big Mo hasn't beaten him to it, that
> is. 

I have no joke here, I just like saying "Canuckistanian Schmuck" a lot. 

Once read, it cannot be unread. 

PS: I suppose I should be flattered. 

-- 
"I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
"trolls" were actually the members of the group.
I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets 
another asskicking from The One True Melissa