Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Ten
Michael Pendragon <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.arts.poetry.comments |
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| Organization | A Year of Sundays |
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[email protected] (HarryLime) posted: > > HarryLime wrote: > > > >> HarryLime wrote: > >> > >>> HarryLime wrote: > >>> > >>>> HarryLime wrote: > >>>> THE SHITHOLEVILLE ALL-STARS. > >>>> > >>>> It's been rumored that former Beatle Paul McCartney sometimes sits in with the band. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> The image is apparently after DirtNap Dave's demise, as Will Donkey is wearing Dave's knit cap. > >> > >> > >> > >> The Shitholeville All-Stars were initially the Conley Brother's Karaoke Band, which gave patrons a chance to sing with a live band every Thursday night at LeGents -- for a $5 donation. > >> > >> When Will got caught swiping tips off of tables to fund his next number, he was barred from LeGents, effectively bringing his collaboration with the All-Stars to an end. > > > > > > After the Conleys left, Will Donkey experimented with several different lineups. This one included George J. Dunce and his Moose as specialty dancers. > > > > Unfortunately, when it came to dance, Dunce had two left feet. > > > > > In recent years, the Shitholes fell on harder times, and were down to just a Donkey and two kazoos. > > > View the attachments for this post at: > http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709788581#709788581 > > > > > This response appears in the discussion at: > http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709196162#709196162 > Today they're down to an all-time low: Will Donkey on vocals and Binky, who contributes... absolutely nothing.