Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Fifty-Three
Bruce <[email protected]>
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NancyGene wrote: >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> George J. Dance wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> [snip] >>> >>> >>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> One Michael Pendragon, in mockery, >>> Would lie all the time about Dockery. >>> When called on each lie >>> He'd whine and he'd cry: >>> "That wasn't a lie -- it was folkery!" >>> >>> >>> >>> We should take the time to dispel the widely-held belief >>> (widely-held in Canuckistan, at least) that Michael Pendragon and >>> Coco DeSockmonkey are one and the same person. >>> >>> This is not so. >>> >>> In fact, we paid Coco a visit this weekend to discuss his coming >>> back to AAPC, during which the following photograph was taken. >>> >>> >>> >>> Which one is Coco and which is Michael Pendragon? >>> >>> >>> >>> It's neither. MMP is trolling Douchebags and other similar vermin. >>> >>> >>> No, it's the real deal. >>> >>> While there is, admittedly, a passing resemblance, you can tell which >>> one is me by the kickass scar running down my cheek. >>> >>> And while the primary function of this post was to set the historical >>> record straight (Coco is real), it was aimed more at the >>> Canuckistanian Schmuck than at the Douchebag. >>> >>> Basically, Dunce wrote "MMP aka Coco DeSockmonkey," which is simply >>> not the case. >>> >>> Dunce can now eat his hat... if Big Mo hasn't beaten him to it, that >>> is. >>> >> >> >> I have no joke here, I just like saying "Canuckistanian Schmuck" a lot. >> >> Once read, it cannot be unread. >> >> PS: I suppose I should be flattered. >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa > > > > > Canuckistanians schmuck a lot > Twenty-four seven, hot to trot > They’re known to Moose as fleshy pots > Who schmuck but not worth diddly-squat > > HUZZAH!