Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty

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>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
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>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
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>>>> Details regarding have been argued countless times at A.A.P.C. and the folklore stays true to the facts as reported by the main participants, Will Dockery and Hieronymous Corey.
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>>> According to the folklore, Will Donkey was so frightened by Corey's "threat" (to kick his ass with words like "bugly"), that he spent the first few days of the Doo-nanny crapping his pants.  He even claimed to have seen Corey among the members of the audience, looking for the perfect moment to assassinate him.
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>>> Videos of the event, however, reveal that Will's audience consisted of an obese, middle-aged woman, the unseen person filming her dancing to Will's music, and a dog.
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>> Corey's a colorful figure in the A.A.P.C. folklore, and deserves his own thread.
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> Corey was the pastor at Hieronymous House, which specialized in performing wedding services.
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> When Will Donkey refused to accept charity from him, Corey kindly offered Will a business proposition: he would give Will several thousand dollars in advance, which Will would use to make a video advertising Hieronymous House -- and whatever money was left over would be Will's payment.
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> Will used the money to throw a booze and drug-fueled party in what appeared to be an abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere.  The party was attended by assorted Columbus, GA lowlifes (homeless drug addicts and skank hos).  Will (or possibly Ellen Horny) filmed the party with his Obama-phone.  The resulting advertisement for Hieronymous House (a religious establishment) showed assorted lowlifes smoking, drinking, and partying in a dilapidated shack to the sounds of the Shitholeville All-Stars.




Corey had (briefly) posted a link to the video Will made as an advertisement for his church, and it is even worse than the above description lets on.

The video is no longer available, although both Corey and Will may still have copies. 


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