Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> Bruce wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C.,
>>> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door.  This
>>> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact.
>>> 
>>> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be
>>> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will
>>> Donkey.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed"
>>> appears to have been deserted.  This gave rise to numerous stories
>>> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his
>>> property taxes.
>>> 
>>> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed
>>> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other
>>> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered
>>> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling
>>> across the lawn.
>>> 
>>> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to
>>> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there
>>> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed?
>>> In the winter.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> To confuse the flies.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Ah, so!  The flies aren't confused for long, though.  They know where
>>> it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around
>>> the shed.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear.
>>> 
>>> This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is
>>> to hang them outside and wait for it to rain.  (Apparently the city
>>> turned off his water several years ago.)
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> G U F F A W !
> 
> 
> 
> Yes, and the Chattahoochee River is just as filthy as Will Donkey's clothes, so the rain rinse is his solution.  His shirt isn't plaid--those are streaks of dirt.




I suspect it's so much worse than dirt. 


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