Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C.,
>>>> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door.  This
>>>> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact.
>>>> 
>>>> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be
>>>> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will
>>>> Donkey.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed"
>>>> appears to have been deserted.  This gave rise to numerous stories
>>>> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his
>>>> property taxes.
>>>> 
>>>> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed
>>>> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other
>>>> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered
>>>> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling
>>>> across the lawn.
>>>> 
>>>> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to
>>>> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there
>>>> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed?
>>>> In the winter.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> To confuse the flies.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Ah, so!  The flies aren't confused for long, though.  They know where
>>>> it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around
>>>> the shed.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear.
>>>> 
>>>> This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is
>>>> to hang them outside and wait for it to rain.  (Apparently the city
>>>> turned off his water several years ago.)
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
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>>> G U F F A W !
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>> Yes, and the Chattahoochee River is just as filthy as Will Donkey's clothes, so the rain rinse is his solution.  His shirt isn't plaid--those are streaks of dirt.
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> 
> I suspect it's so much worse than dirt.



"Night soil" 


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