Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Three

NancyGene wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
>>
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dozens of photos of "The Shed" have been posted to A.A.P.C.,
>>>>> including some with Will Donkey stepping out of the door.  This
>>>>> makes its place in A.A.P.C. folklore entirely based upon fact.
>>>>>
>>>>> There are many tales regarding "The Shed," most of which can be
>>>>> traced to photographs, public records, or posts made by Will
>>>>> Donkey.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> As can be readily seen in this photo from Google Maps, "The Shed"
>>>>> appears to have been deserted.  This gave rise to numerous stories
>>>>> about Will Donkey having been through out for not paying his
>>>>> property taxes.
>>>>>
>>>>> An image of Will sporting numerous cuts and contusions was believed
>>>>> to be evidence that he'd been severely beaten by several other
>>>>> homeless persons while living on the Columbus streets.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Although "The Shed" is said to be deserted, locals have whispered
>>>>> stories about how a fat, bloated Donkey is sometimes seen waddling
>>>>> across the lawn.
>>>>>
>>>>> Among the residents of Columbus, GA, the following photo is akin to
>>>>> one of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And for someone who notoriously never washes his clothes, why is there
>>>>> washing hanging on a clothes line across the front door of the shed?
>>>>> In the winter.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> To confuse the flies.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> -- 
>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak 
>>>> reason
>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>
>>>
>>> Ah, so!  The flies aren't confused for long, though.  They know where 
>>> it smells the worst, and that is at the shed, in the shed, and around 
>>> the shed.
>>
>>
>>
>> The flies seem to be concentrated around Will's filthy underwear.
>>
>> This leads me to conclude that Will's method of washing his clothes is 
>> to hang them outside and wait for it to rain.  (Apparently the city 
>> turned of his water several years ago.)
> 
> 
> 
> Will wears them in the regular way, then inside out, then upside down, 
> before finally hanging them outside the door.  Since they are very 
> large, the wind inflates them and moves the front porch a foot or so in 
> either direction.
> 
> 
A pissbum windsock.