Re: Email from some moron's husband

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Will Dockery wrote:
On Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:01:51 AM UTC-4, Non-humorous Jinn wrote:

> I got this email from some (apparently) husband
> of someone on the newsgroups.
> 
> Anyone claim this idiot?
> 
> Is fattie K. married to this moron?
> 
> If so...
> Hey, fattie K. Tell your husband to f**k himself.
> 
> Don't forget to mention my FREE P*RN.
> 
> 
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> 
> ---------------- My response:
> 
> Ummm... Blow me.
> 
> I'm not /f***ing with/ anyone. I don't even know
> who you are talking about. Whoever it is can
> killfile me. End of issue.
> 
> Stop emailing me with your idiotic threats.
> 
> AJ
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Lionel Lauer" <[email protected]
> To: <[email protected]
> Sent: Tuesday, April 11, 2006 11:45 PM
> Subject: rec.arts.poems
> 
> 
> Tom Bishop,
> 
> My name is Lionel Lauer.
> 
> I'm writing because you said some really nasty sh*t
> about my wife in the newsgroup recently.  I'm not
> the kind of guy you should be f***ing with.  Keep
> it up, and I might have to take appropriate legal
> action against you.  If I do that, you'll find
> yourself up sh*t's creek in a speedboat quicker
> than you can take a piss.
> 
> Please stop annoying my wife.
> 
> Lionel Lauer
> http://www.ImageNoir.com
> www.pbase.com/image/24049356
> 



Hey now, we never did find out who "Lionel Lauer" was, or who he was supposed to be married to.

Karla Rogers?!?

:)[/quote]

Okay, a decade later, but:

"Typo corrected."

😏 


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