Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-One

NancyGene wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
>>
>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>>
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>
>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>
>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That is the nature of folklore
>>>>
>>>> Of course in this particular instance, the photograph of Will with
>>>> half a roll of t.p. hanging out of his nose, pretty much cinches it
>>>> as true.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It was a joke, Harry.
>>>>
>>>> Sorry that it went over your head.
>>>>
>>>> 😏
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Covid masks weren't being worn to protect the wearer from catching
>>>> the disease, they were to prevent him from spreading it to others.
>>>>
>>>> Here's the current death toll:
>>>>
>>>> Worldwide, over 7.1 million confirmed deaths have been reported, with
>>>> total estimated true death tolls (including excess mortality) ranging
>>>> between 19 million and 36 million people.
>>>>
>>>> In light of the above numbers, making fun about wearing a Covid mask
>>>> to protect others is unspeakably disgusting behavior.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Does Will Donkey deny that the picture is a real and true photo of him
>>>> with toilet paper hanging out of his nose?
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> How can he? He never denied The Dreckpon Incident. He called it a gag
>>> gift, I called it a waste of space.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> The Donkey insists that it was "a joke"... and perhaps it was.
>>
>> But it's so typically Donkeyesque that whatever his reason for doing 
>> it, he will always be remembered for it.
>>
>> (My personal theory is that he was caught attempting to smuggle some 
>> lightly-used t.p. from LeGents back to his Shed.)
> 
> 
> 
> Will Donkey's jokes are as bad as his grammar and his singing.  Also, 
> any reasonably intelligent person would smuggle t.p. in his pants and 
> not up his nose.  Of course, he may have been planning to t.p. his shed 
> for winter insulation.
> 
> 
Will Donkey was gifted bespoke t.p.

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