Re: Dockery Do's and Don'ts

> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
> 
> 
>> On Monday, February 28, 2022 at 1:43:55 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> On Sunday, February 27, 2022 at 4:17:56 PM UTC-5, Cujo DeSockpuppet
>> wrote
>> :
>> Family Guy <madeforz> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> On Sunday, February 27, 2022 at 1:04:31 PM UTC-5, Cujo
>> DeSockpuppet
>> 
>> wrote:
>> Michael Pendragon <michaelmalef> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>> On Sunday, February 27, 2022 at 11:56:19 AM UTC-5, NancyGene
>> wrote
>> :
>> On Sunday, February 27, 2022 at 4:47:14 PM UTC,
>> [email protected]
>> 
>> wrot> e:
>> On Sunday, February 27, 2022 at 11:46:08 AM UTC-5, Edward
>> Rochester
>> 
>> Esq
>> . wrote:
>> Do not wash daily
>> Start wearing David's hats
>> Drag the corpse of Lady K and David weekly
>> Praise Mallard and his studio
>> Try to find a venue to put on kick-ass shows
>> Try to find a hooker outside town
>> Tell Zod "good fine old friend" daily
>> Try to find a place to stay after eviction
>> Get on that exercise bike
>> 
>> add here:
>> You forgot to drag ol’ Rusty.
>> Remind everyone that you can't go wrong with Frost (Sandburg,
>> Shakespeare, etc.)
>> Thank Zod every single time
>> 
>> Twice.
>> 
>> Take a look when time permits
>> Don't take on NG, Edward, Michael, or ME because they will
>> eviscerate
>> 
>> him, and he is a man of small abilities and large intestines.
>> Do not remind PJR how much you obsess over him.
>> Do not believe how badly Benders trolled a douchebag.
>> 
>> Remember that literally every time you post you are "setting the
>> record straight." Do not tell anyone that Zod is at the public
>> library.
>> Do snip every post and whine about censorship.
>> "I know, right?" (they have so many one-liners I don't think I can
>> remember them all)
>> Lol
>> Do say "interesting" when you haven't read the (poem, book, quote),
>> wouldn't understand it even if you did, and can't think of any other
>> words than "interesting."
>> 
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Nailed it! Dockery believes he is actually worthy of obsession, which is the real joke.


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