Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Five

> HarryLime wrote:
> WILL DONKEY
> 
> (A.k.a. Dreckweasel, Little Willie Douchebag, etc.)
> 
> Will Donkey joined A.A.P.C. roughly around the year 2000, when Google Groups made Usenet accessible to the general public.
> 
> Will Donkey is an internet poet (he's been nominated as "The Worst Poet of All-Time") who busks (begs for change) with his local Columbus Georgia band, "The Shitholeville All-Stars."
> 
> Will dropped out of high school at the age of 19, married a high school classmate, and started a family without bothering to first secure a job.
> 
> Will later worked at a local mill, and later at a local pizzeria.  He has been unemployed for the last 30 years or so, and was (until DirtNap Dave's recent demise) living off of his mentally defective brother's Disability check.
> 
> When the original A.A.P.C. members proved less than appreciative of his unintelligible, grammatically challenges "poems," he adopted a combative stance and soon became known as the group's biggest troll.
> 
> Over the ensuing decades, several groups of members have come and gone, but Will Donkey has always prevailed -- if only by virtue of the fact that he's too damn stupid to realize that he's making a jackass of himself.
> 
> Consequently, he has become the main focus of the A.A.P.C. folklore and the group has often been derisively referred to as "The Will Donkey Dog and Pony Show."




I think Will was on usenet before 2000.  Is that correct Will? 


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