Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Five
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >>>>> in news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> George J. Dance wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Historical sources for of the above can be found in Will's A.A.P.C. >>>>>> posts, as well as on his autobiographical pages on George Dance's >>>>>> wiki. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> During one flame war, Will Donkey attempted to drive all the other >>>>>> members away by making well over 100 posts per day. >>>>>> >>>>>> Apparently there wasn't much to do in Columbus when the Waffle Houses >>>>>> were closing their doors at 9pm. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> That was some mighty obsessed posting but PJR and Jade would get the fat >>>>> f**k dancing like that for weeks. >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> PJR and Jade had left A.A.P.C. at the time the numbers were posted. It was the group of poets who Dunce dubbed "Team Monkey" who had the Donkey shooting off over 100 posts per day... along with another 60 or so from his Stinksock. >>> >>> >>> Will Donkey's weight has been evidenced in numerous photographs, and there are several pieces of folklore regarding it. One is that he's grown so fat and lazy that each time he heads for a Waffle House, the local children have to roll him down the street. >> >> >> >> The Donkey is also known for his stumpy legs, with some of the A.A.P.C. members comparing him to Cotton Hill. > > > > Here's a family snapshot of Will Donkey posing beside his brother, DirtNap Dave. it's one of the few pictures of the two where Will isn't physically abusing him. As a child, Will was often teased for his exceptionally large ears. He took to wearing his hair in an afro as a teen in order to cover them up. Nowadays, he hides them under DirtNap's knit cap as well. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709236668#709236668 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655