Will Donkey by George Sulzbach

He calls himself Will but he is dunce
He had sexual relations with a goat once,
He’s a hateful mean old bastard with a smile
He’s like a fly that lites on a shit pile

He likes to make everyone think he is smart
As he putrefies the atmosphere with his fart
He looks like a hog with a body of fat
A meal for him is a cooked dead rat

People don’t like him with nothing to say
Because big fat Will is a homosexual gay
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George Sulzbach


GUFFAW!