Do you really need your Sun sign? http://payhip.com/astrology tells you who you really are?

Do you really need your Sun sign? http://payhip.com/astrology tells you 
who you really are?

Just a few puns will merely open the black rabbit hole to sheer asinine 
stupidistan adamanti.

a)The Sun's 16 stations are comparatively unimportant since they stand 
for faux ego.
b)Anyone can predict e.g. next marriage, stock market or death in 
seconds by memory.
c)Shoeshine boy thus e.g. minutely foretold death unto famous an 
“astrologer”.
d)Butcher, florist and said boy predict for customers while serving 
them. That easy.
e)Recurring Cancer is easily predicted as averted #RTRRT #CancerCure by 
anyone.
f)Antichrist has Venus in Hydra as opposed to Mars in Cetus (of an 
undisclosed horoscope). Chinese markets punctually nosedive with Venus 
in Hydra (to minute second) but thrive (present position) with Venus in 
Scutum (see also Huawei 2014).
g)That alone should clarify sidereal vs tropical as pure nonsensei. One 
Mars only.
h)The 16 eastern ascendants for the current epoch can be regarded as HGA 
for one.
i)Tarot is a 1008/22/16 series of initiations: not a card deck.
j)All so-called house systems not only fail below Oslo but are quite 
unable to determine ascendant and cardinal points.
k)Morinus and e.g. Robson were aware but of say one house of error but 
unable to correct: it was seven (7) houses by then already: nowadays up 
o 270 degrees of error.
l)Gemini never rose at east since Krishna: your “program” wants it “at 
east” when you can observe it at north instead #QuarterSky
m)The 16 ascendants are of course observable it the real sky.
n)Taurine ascendants being most rare, are perused in delicate stock 
exchange instances.
o)Aries never rose at east since Jesus.
p)Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpius, Sagittarius and Capricornus 
are not ascendants.
q)Your often bullied e.g. “cold Capricorn” is Cetus ascendant instead.
r)UK governments make especially stupid errors with Moon in Cetus |||
s)BoE has Moon in Corvus, Saudi in Auriga,
t)Alixe has ascending Moon in Cetus, Pluto sitting on the USA ascendant 
in “don't tread on my rattlesnake” Serpens Cauda; Juno in Scutum (Venus 
is in Scutum as we write this), Mercury in Sextans and Venus in 911 
position in Orion.
u)Osama Moon matches 911 Moon in Orion (Xi1 Orionis) to perfection: as 
stressed by Eris in Cetus W 0 alt NYC.
v)We deal with real constellations: something very important especially 
through southern hemisphere, not “signs”.
w)Dead comet Chiron being the planet of castrates neatly represents a 
degeneration.
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