Jesus had a micro penis Lucam 23:1-56

As I explained many times, going back decades, Jesus
could cure incurable diseases. Jesus could make the
blind see. Just could raise dead -- even bring a
decaying corpse back to life & health!  He could
control his penis size...

Having a penis even millimeter bigger than is
necessary would be pure vanity.

Sorry, but it's true:  If you can choose your penis
size and you choose one even a smidgen bigger than
you need, it's out of vanity.

You'd want to impress OTHERS! You'd want one bigger
than necessary for DISPLAY!

So how large of a penis did Jesus need?

He needed to pee, yes, but women pee and the don't
even have a penis!  So as far as peeing is concerned,
Jesus required no more than a tiny numb -- something
roughly the size of the average clitoris.

Did Jesus have sex?  Is that why he liked the
prostitutes?

"NO!  DON'T STONE HER TO DEATH!  I'm going to need
her later to take care of an itch..."

So if Jesus wasn't having sex with anyone, and he
could manage to pee just fine with an average
sized lady clit down there, Jesus needed hardly any
penis at all.

Nope.

So Jesus had a micro penis.

GOOGLE IT!

Jesus had a micro penis -or- you're saying that Jesus
was vain... Jesus suffered *Vanity*... Jesus was a
sinner.





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