Re: Atheist Wakes Up In Morgue - After Meeting God

"Andrew" <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Samuel Spade" wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>  
> > So I had his age wrong.
> > How many things did you lie about, Andrew?
> > 
> > To repeat myself from upthread, in a post you ran away from:
> > 
> > You lied that the guy lived 256 years, and was born in 1677.
> > You lied that he had 23 wives and 200+ children.
> > (If you didn't know better, you are very weak-minded.)
> > 
> > Then you lied by saying you never said you believed it, as
> > shown below.  You made the statements, which implicitly means
> > you believe yourself and are asking for the reader's belief.
> > So, if you didn't believe yourself, you were lying about
> > that.

Well, Andrew?

Are you ready to stop crying and apologize to everyone?

> > > Nevertheless, I forgive the old man.
> > 
> > No, you really don't.  You are pissed because you were caught
> > making shit up, and you'll never get over it once, let alone
> > 70 times 7.
> 
> So simply apologize for your lying about me.

You've got to be kidding.

Are you still trying to convince us this guy lived 256 years?

> > Spank me.
> 
> No, you were forgiven; besides, you are a
> very old man.

But i'm not 256 yet.  Are you?