First Date with Atheist Hater

First date with a girl. I buy her a box of donuts. She's having a good
time until I mention that I'm an atheist. She begins to cry and
demands I take her home immediately. Dropping her off at her house, I
told her she could keep the donuts but she wants nothing to do with
any atheist donuts.

Told my friend about it and  he said "You shouldn't have told her
you're an atheist until after you fucked her!"