Re: I Finally Got To Drive My Subaru Somewhere

On 6/16/21 8:21 PM, John McGaw wrote:
> On 6/16/2021 12:29 PM, Wade Garrett wrote:
>> On 6/16/21 11:28 AM, John McGaw wrote:
>>> For various reasons, not all of them pandemic-related, the 2018 
>>> Subaru Outback 3.6 Touring I purchased in January of 2018 never got 
>>> further than 35 miles from home. Well, on Saturday I finally drove up 
>>> north to take care of some serious family matters. After completing 
>>> ~1125 miles I have a better feeling for the car. 
>>
>>
>>> visibility is good except when driving straight into the sun with 
>>> bugs splattered on the windshield
>>
>> And just how is that even remotely related to your specific car model?
>>
>> Visibility would suck in any vehicle under those conditions- including 
>> the goggles on a motorcycle rider or even on a jockey.Though at least 
>> jockeys' goggles have several layers of soft plastic tear-off lens 
>> covers to keep the mud off ;-)
>>
> 
> "...remotely related to your specific car model?"
> 
> I believe it is a function of voodoo aerodynamics and special 
> bug-attracting glass pioneered by Subaru in their secret labs under the 
> volcano.
> 
McGaw, you were warned about disclosing Top Secret info when you were 
sworn in. Turn in your credentials and report to the Director's office 
first thing in the morning.