Re: LEARN THE SECRET TO ATTRACT WOMEN EASILY http://www.ict-web.com/attract

plateshutoverlock <[email protected]> Thu, 13 Oct 2022 19:55:46 -0700 (PDT)
Newsgroups alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On Wednesday, June 11, 1997 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, me wrote:
> Date More Women ([email protected]) wrote:
> : LEARN THE SECRET TO ATTRACT WOMEN EASILY http://www.yak.yak.com/burble
> (snip)
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You don't even need that. Just br a total shitbag (having done
 some hard time really helps here), and bully everyone 
around you. That usually works.

 But never EVER be "nice". Because the bitch 
will just use you, talk shit behind your back, take 
as much money from you as she can, play 
mind games with you as you desperately 
want access to her pussy. Then she will leave 
you for the shitbag she has her heart set on.

 If you are told that you are a "nice guy", 
then prepare to go through the shit I've just mentioned. 

Either go virgin or go gay.