Re: It's a president's job to deal with the unforeseen crises
bob user <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | talk.politics.guns,alt.bathroom |
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| Organization | Legitimate Political Discourse. to piss Rudy off |
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On 18 Jul 2022, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> posted some news:[email protected]: > On Monday, July 18, 2022 at 7:06:07 PM UTC-4, Dwarf bat wrote: >> On 17 Jul 2022, Klaus Schadenfreude >> <[email protected]> posted some >> news:[email protected]: >> > On Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:30:41 -0700 (PDT), "[email protected]" >> ><[email protected]> wrote: >> > >> >>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jill-biden-laments-stalling- >> >>of- >> >>u-s-president-s-term-in-office-due-to-unforeseen-crises/ar-AAZF00N?o >> >>cid =msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=09a8aad22872479eaa24985c954819f5 >> >> >> >>Why is Jill whining that Joe has had to deal with unforeseen >> >>crises. Probably the only president who didn't have to was William >> >>Henry Harrison. His only crisis was that he got sick right after >> >>his inauguration and died 31 days later. >> > >> > He can't even deal with the crises that he sees. >> > >> > BIDEN: Up and down? >> > JILL: Up and down. >> > BIDEN: Which do I do first? >> > JILL: It doesn't matter >> > BIDEN: [looks at her blankly] >> > JILL: Try going up first >> > BIDEN: [goes up and down several times] >> > BIDEN: Now what? >> > JILL: Spit >> > BIDEN: [spits at her] >> > JILL: IN THE SINK, ASSHOLE! >> > BIDEN: What's next? >> > JILL: Rinse [hands him a cup of water rather than explaining how to >> > fill it again] >> > BIDEN: [Rinses and spits] Brushing teeth is fun! We should do this >> > more often! >> > Jill [heavy sigh] >> Jill: Tomorrow we'll work on aim when peeing. > > Why bother. He just goes in his Depends. That's true. He farted or shit his depends in front of the royals.