Re: It's a president's job to deal with the unforeseen crises

bob user <[email protected]> Thu, 28 Jul 2022 21:57:20 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups talk.politics.guns,alt.bathroom
Organization Legitimate Political Discourse. to piss Rudy off
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On 18 Jul 2022, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
posted some news:[email protected]: 

> On Monday, July 18, 2022 at 7:06:07 PM UTC-4, Dwarf bat wrote:
>> On 17 Jul 2022, Klaus Schadenfreude 
>> <[email protected]> posted some 
>> news:[email protected]:
>> > On Sun, 17 Jul 2022 11:30:41 -0700 (PDT), "[email protected]" 
>> ><[email protected]> wrote: 
>> > 
>> >>https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jill-biden-laments-stalling-
>> >>of- 
>> >>u-s-president-s-term-in-office-due-to-unforeseen-crises/ar-AAZF00N?o
>> >>cid =msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=09a8aad22872479eaa24985c954819f5 
>> >> 
>> >>Why is Jill whining that Joe has had to deal with unforeseen
>> >>crises. Probably the only president who didn't have to was William
>> >>Henry Harrison. His only crisis was that he got sick right after
>> >>his inauguration and died 31 days later. 
>> > 
>> > He can't even deal with the crises that he sees. 
>> > 
>> > BIDEN: Up and down? 
>> > JILL: Up and down. 
>> > BIDEN: Which do I do first? 
>> > JILL: It doesn't matter 
>> > BIDEN: [looks at her blankly] 
>> > JILL: Try going up first 
>> > BIDEN: [goes up and down several times] 
>> > BIDEN: Now what? 
>> > JILL: Spit 
>> > BIDEN: [spits at her] 
>> > JILL: IN THE SINK, ASSHOLE! 
>> > BIDEN: What's next? 
>> > JILL: Rinse [hands him a cup of water rather than explaining how to
>> > fill it again] 
>> > BIDEN: [Rinses and spits] Brushing teeth is fun! We should do this 
>> > more often! 
>> > Jill [heavy sigh]
>> Jill: Tomorrow we'll work on aim when peeing.
> 
> Why bother. He just goes in his Depends. 

That's true.  He farted or shit his depends in front of the royals.