Re: Alleged 'Delco Pooper,' charged by police, speaks: 'Road ragers don't smile'

P. Coonan <[email protected]> wrote:
> Alleged “Delco Pooper” Christina Solometo smiled in her mug shot and
> laughed in front of news cameras Thursday as she was led away in
> handcuffs to face charges for allegedly defecating on the hood of
> another motorist’s car, smiling, and then driving away during what
> police said was a road rage incident this week. 
> 
> When reached by phone Friday, Solometo said: “I cannot wait to talk, but
> guess what? I have to refer you to the lawyer.” 
> 
> But before she did, Solometo promised: “It will be a great story.”
> 
> “Road ragers don’t smile,” she said.
> 
> A message left for the number Solometo gave for her attorney was not
> immediately returned. 
> 
> Meanwhile, instead of leaning away — very far away — from Solometo, the
> people of Delaware County have leaned in with memes, nicknames, and even
> a new food dish created in her honor. 
> 
> I never thought I’d say this, but it’s gotten Delco enough for me for
> one year. I’d like to wave my county flag and get off this roller
> coaster ride, please. 
> 
> Solometo, 44, of Ridley Park, was charged with indecent exposure,
> disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment, and depositing waste
> on a highway for the Wednesday afternoon incident at Fourth and Madison
> Avenues that was captured on video and quickly went viral. 
> 
> Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonna said the incident was a result
> of road rage. 
> 
> According to the affidavit, Solometo told police that she was in a line
> of cars to turn left at a light and honked at a driver in front of her
> who did not move when the arrow was green. 
> 
> Solometo allegedly said the other motorist mocked her in her rearview
> mirror and she was having stomach issues so she drove around the car and
> turned left. She told police she believed the other vehicle started
> following her, which is why she got out to confront them. The driver of
> the other car allegedly insulted Solometo, which she told police made
> her angry. 
> 
> “Solometo said, ‘I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her
> car instead and went home,’” according to the affidavit. 
> 
> Police said she later told them: “It was a clean poop. I didn’t even
> have to wipe.” 
> 
> Listen, unless you are actively seated on a bidet, there is no poop that
> doesn’t need a good wipe, and preferably, several. (Why do I have to
> keep writing sentences I can‘t even believe I have to write?!?) But
> Solometo has an Only Fans account. Could this all be a ploy to promote
> it? Perhaps. 
> 
> Video shows Solometo throwing her head back in laughter Thursday as
> she’s taken into custody and walked before news cameras. When asked by a
> reporter what happened, she says: “The lady chased me. She chased me and
> I asked her not to attack me.” 
> 
> Then, someone in the background asks a question I can‘t believe someone
> asked. And I sure as heck hope it wasn’t a journalist, because that
> would bring our whole average down. 
> 
> “What‘d you eat that day?” they said.
> 
> “I have a sickness,” Solometo replied.

Every single day or just that day?

> 
> The case has gained national attention and was featured on TMZ. In
> Delco, residents made memes likening the doo-dooer to the “hawk tuah”
> girl and they bestowed her with nicknames, like the “Delco Deucer,”
> which inspired a dish of the same name by Wolf’s Superior Sandwiches of
> Aston. The Delco Deucer sandwich comes with barbecue brisket, chorizo
> beef chili, cheddar, ranch, red onion, and fried pickles and it looks
> disgusting. 
> 
> Like this story, I predict it will be a huge hit in Delco.
> 
> https://www.inquirer.com/news/christina-solometo-delco-pooper-arrested-20
> 250502.html 
> 
> https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/christina-solometo-
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