Re: $$$ HEAP OF LEGAL MONEY

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On Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 10:00:00 AM UTC+2, Andres Kaljo wrote:
> ubject: 
> $$$ HEAP OF LEGAL MONEY $$$
> Date: 
> Thu, 13 Feb 1997 15:09:53 +0200
> From: 
> Andres Kaljo <[email protected]>
> Organization: 
> Tartu University, Estonia
> Newsgroups: 
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> alt.comp.shareware.authors, alt.comp.shareware.for-kids,
> alt.comp.shareware.programmer, alt.computer.workshop.live,
> alt.config, alt.0d, alt.1d, alt.2600, alt.2d,
> alt.3d, alt.3d.misc, alt.3d.sirds, alt.3d.studio,
> alt.aldus.freehand, alt.aldus.misc, alt.aldus.pagemaker,
> alt.animation.spumco, alt.animation.warner-bros,
> alt.binaries.warez, alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc,
> alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d, alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.dos,
> alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.games,
> alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.old, alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc;,
> alt.binaries.zines, alt.corel.graphics
> References: 
> 1
> 
> Taking 5 minutes to read what follows could be one of the best
> decisions you have ever made.
> READ THIS!!!!
> I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me
> I could make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
> I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my attorney, friends and
> family about it, and they all agreed it was some kind of scam. I
> can't stand scams, because usually someone gets burned, and I didn't
> want it to be me. After rejecting the idea at first, I realized all I
> had to lose was the $5 in my wallet, and not much else. So, needing
> more than just $5, I figured what the heck, and gave it a shot.
> Two weeks later, I began recieving money in the mail! I could not
> believe it! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of dollars began to
> roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had recieved a total of $32,445! It came
> from everywhere in the world.
> If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why the same
> shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate investment opportunity.
> You invest $5, and you recieve a return on your investment. So does
> the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY
> LEGITIMATE.
> If you are not interested, then don't participate, but please print
> this article and pass it on to someone who may be interested, so they
> can take advantage.
> The procedure is simple:
> 1) Write your name and address of 5 sheets of paper. Below that,
> write the words, "Please add me to your mailing list." Fold $1 note in
> each piece of paper and mail them to the following 5 addresses.:
> 
> 1. Joao Lima
> Rua da Gandra, 26 - 1=BA Esq. Frente
> 4445 Ermesinde, Portugal
> 2. Carmen Felix
> Mella No. 58,
> San Francisco de Macorís
> Dominican Republic
> 3. CLIC, s.a.
> 7801, NW. 37th. St. EPS#F-1365
> Miami, FL, 33166
> 4. Miguel Jimenez
> Restauracion No. 98
> San Francisco de Macoris
> Dominican Republic
> 5.Stanislav P.
> Kalevi 4-10
> EE2400, TARTU,
> ESTONIA
> 
> 2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four
> names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as
> the fifth one on the list. You can do this by simply retyping the
> article or reposting it to other newsgroups with the edited addresses.
> 3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are 17,000, so
> it shouldn't be hard to find that many.
> You are now in the mail order investment business, and should start
> seeing returns within a week or two. Of course, the more newsgroups
> you post to, the greater your return will be. If you wish to remain
> anonymous, you may use a psuedonym, but make sure your address is
> correct.
> Now, here is why the system works:
> Of every 200 posts I made, I recieved 5 responses. Yes, only 5. You
> make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.
> Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional postings
> with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average therefore, 50
> people will send you $1 with your name at #4. $50.
> Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3 or
> 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people=3D $500. They make 200
> postings each with your name at #2=3D100,000 postings=3D5000 return =
> at $1 each=3D$5000.
> Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you
> get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND=20
> THATS IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total income in one
> cycle=3D$55,000.
> From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the list, you
> take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups, and send out
> another $5, and put your name at #5, and start posting again.
> Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. the more you post, the
> greater the return.
> Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND 5=20
> STAMPS, AND 5 ENVELOPES. Anyone can afford $5 for such an effortless
> investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
> Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is played=20
> out and no one sends me any money?" Big Deal, so you lose $5-but what
> are
> the chances of that happening??
> There are millions of internet users, and millions of new net surfers
> every month.
> Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly. Thats the
> only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back to this
> article easily.
> Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
> an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You
> know where your name should be.
> REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
> WHAT ARE 5 DOLLARS TO YOU ?
> YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!!!
> This is the easiest way that you can make a buck. Think how excited
> you'll be to open up your mailbox day after day! Will it be $49?
> $122? Start making your plans, because it can happen to you.