Psychotic cross-dresser can't remember what got his panties in a twist

On Tue, 26 May 2020 09:51:42 -0500, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ??
<[email protected]> wrote:

>are you worried about something?

I'm beginning to worry that you might bore me to death.

How come I haven't heard from my ISP yet?

[telephone ringing]
DESK SERGEANT: Hello?
GAYGORY: Help me! I'm being stalked!
DS: Your voice is kind of low for a girl.
GAYGORY:  I AM a girl!
DS: [chuckling] OK, then, so who is stalking you?
GAYGORY: This guy on usenet!
DS: Usenet?
GAYGORY: Yeah, it's like the internet
DS: So...... how does it work
GAYGORY: Well, you post messages and then people respond to them
DS: OK
GAYGORY: And this guy is responding to my messages! Sometimes he
even keeps the stupid, hateful stuff that I say and repeats it back!
DS: So responding to your messages is stalking?
GAYGORY: He's responding to ALL my messages! He reads EVERYTHING I
write!
DS: Everything?
GAYGORY: I can feel it! I just know they're out there! Reading!
DS: Maybe if you stopped posting---
GAYGORY: IT'S MY RIGHT TO POST, YOU WINGER!
DS: Are you SURE you're a girl? Because you sound---
GAYGORY:  Did I mention I bruise easily?
DS: Oh? How easily?
GAYGORY: REAL easily. 
DS: We'll send a SWAT van over.
GAYGORY: Sounds delicious!