Psychotic cross-dresser lovers this fantasy

On Tue, 26 May 2020 10:25:45 -0500, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ??
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>>are you worried about something?
>>
>>I'm beginning to worry that you might bore me to death.
>>
>>How come I haven't heard from my ISP yet?
>>
>>[telephone ringing]
>>DESK SERGEANT: Hello?
>>GAYGORY: Help me! I'm being stalked!
>>DS: Your voice is kind of low for a girl.
>>GAYGORY:  I AM a girl!
>>DS: [chuckling] OK, then, so who is stalking you?
>>GAYGORY: This guy on usenet!
>>DS: Usenet?
>>GAYGORY: Yeah, it's like the internet
>>DS: So...... how does it work
>>GAYGORY: Well, you post messages and then people respond to them
>>DS: OK
>>GAYGORY: And this guy is responding to my messages! Sometimes he
>>even keeps the stupid, hateful stuff that I say and repeats it back!
>>DS: So responding to your messages is stalking?
>>GAYGORY: He's responding to ALL my messages! He reads EVERYTHING I
>>write!
>>DS: Everything?
>>GAYGORY: I can feel it! I just know they're out there! Reading!
>>DS: Maybe if you stopped posting---
>>GAYGORY: IT'S MY RIGHT TO POST, YOU WINGER!
>>DS: Are you SURE you're a girl? Because you sound---
>>GAYGORY:  Did I mention I bruise easily?
>>DS: Oh? How easily?
>>GAYGORY: REAL easily. 
>>DS: We'll send a SWAT van over.
>>GAYGORY: Sounds delicious!

>my, my... you certainly put a lot of effort into your disjointed manic rants.

Oh, I used that one before, don't flatter yourself.

Call the ISP yet?

[chuckle]