Re: 21 January - birthday information

On 2026-01-21, Roger Bell_West wrote:
>Oh God, another birthday. People just do keep having them. Here I am,
>brain the size of a planet, and what do they want me to do? Say "It's
>the 21st of January, happy birthday 50,000,000 earwigs." Do you call
>that job satisfaction, 'cos I don't. I suppose it makes an excuse for
>everyone to get slarmy and sing a bit. Of course, androids don't enjoy
>alcohol.

We shall bestow on Melody the traditional Wiggie-Free Day.

We have borrowed some of the Lower Caves (Not Tunnels) for the
birthday party. Ignore any noises of revelry or light artillery.

RSM Willie Earwig