Re: *Winter's Present* - serialized
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On Tue, 17 Feb 2026 17:15:29 -0600 Bryan Simmons <[email protected]> wrote: > Winter’s Present > . > Bryan Simmons > > Table of Contents > > Silver 9 > Winter 23 > Fast 29 > Wearing White 49 > Sex Kitten 59 > The Party 73 > Turkey Claus 101 > Boy Talk 121 > Scorpions 131 > Ann 147 > Lady Bear 173 > Cinnamon Buns 189 > Sandy Beach 205 > Our Tricycle 235 > Queen of Love 249 > Art 279 > Pillow Talk 291 > A Pink Line to Burritos 297 > Making Love 309 > Solomon 317 > Wearing White Again 323 > Change is Hard 333 > The Letter 337 > The Vapors 365 > Performance Issues 373 > Somebody Else's Daughter 391 > Love Kiss 399 > Bigamy 411 > Equality 425 > Anniversary 439 > > > > > > Copyright 2014, 2025 by Bryan Simmons > > > This book is dedicated to my wife, Betsy, and to my muse, who shall > remain nameless. > > > > Silver > > *Where love and death have played amends, > Knowing there's nothingness at the end. > Then you'll say, "Do you wanna pretend again, > That we're in love?"* > > She wasn't like the other girls. They'd approach with their sexy or > their sweet, their vulnerable or their confident. They all had their > ways of suggesting that it was something just a little more than fee > for service, and some, you could tell, had a natural talent for > making every emotion seem real. Ian didn't care. He tipped all the > girls well at the stage, and that soothed the ones he never chose, > which was almost all of them. He wasn't concerned with the > intellectual knowledge that for the most part, the dancers had little > but contempt for the patrons. He laughed to himself. "Patrons." > > Ian walked over to the bar and said, "Hi." > > The woman, who looked quite young, giggled and returned the, "Hi." > > "I haven't seen you here before." > > "It's my first night. I thought I'd get here an hour or so before I > go on to get the feel for what I'm supposed to be doing." > > "You've never danced before?" > > "Oh, I've danced, I've just never stripped, or danced for anything > but my own pleasure." > > "Well, young lady, I could make your first day an easy one by > taking you in back for your whole shift." > > "You must have deep pockets." > > "I do." > > "I might have to take you up on that, but the club has a rule, no > privates until the girl does one round on stage. Oh, and if I were a > lady, I don't think I'd be about to do what I'm about to do." She > started giggling again, "I've never even been to one of these places > before. I'll probably look ridiculous." > > "So what possessed you to seek employment at this fine establishment?" > > She laughed harder this time, "You're a funny old guy." She paused, > "Now don't you make me laugh up there. I mean it. I'm having a hard > enough time as it is." > > "Nervous about being naked?" > > "No, it's the trappings, and the hokiness. Look what I'm wearing. > Believe me, I'll be happy to take it off." > > "And the shoes?" Ian asked. > > "That's the worst. I'll probably need a wheelchair to get to classes > tomorrow." > > "You could take those off too." > > "Have you seen any of the girls take off their shoes? It's probably > some rule they just forgot to tell me about." > > "Any one of the dancers would take off her shoes for a $50 tip. > Watch." Ian approached the stage, and the dancer disengaged, and went > to where she knew the money was. He stuck a fifty in her garter, > pointed discreetly, and whispered, "Shoes." She made quite a show of > removing her shoes. Ian walked back to the bar. > > She said aloud, though out of his earshot, "Maybe you *can* afford > me." > > Ian sat next to her again, and asked her if she'd like a drink, and > she told him she wasn't 21, but he could buy her an "overpriced soda" > if he wanted, and then told him not to. "The last thing I need is to > be up there dancing, feeling like I have to pee." > > Ian's face conveyed interest as he said, "You seem nice." > > "Well, I hope you don't mean 'nice' in that nice girls wouldn't do > this, nice meaning not slutty, because any of these women might be > nice or otherwise, and if you're saying that I'm better than them > because they're not *nice girls,* and I seem like I am, then you're a > sexist, and this conversation is over." > > "'Slutty' isn't in my lexicon, and if it were, I'd be the one who was > degraded. I might be sex obsessed, and obviously I'm paying for > sexual titillation, but I can assure you, there's not a smidgeon of > contempt for the dancers. I just adore women's bodies, head to toe, > and as imperfect as the whole strip club thing is, it gives me a much > needed fix." > > "So you're telling me that you're a female body junkie. Do guys > admit that?" > > "I just did. I like everything about female bodies, with all five > senses. Does that make you uncomfortable?" > > "No. It's nice, and maybe you're nice too, in the way that you say > you're saying that I seem nice, but I need to mingle, give some > attention to the other guys, maximize my earnings." > > Ian saw her working the room. The other strippers were often > assertive, even sitting on men's laps, uninvited, but most often > appreciated. She didn't spend much time with any one man, and while > Ian couldn't hear the words, he could tell that she was tacking in a > unique way. She left nearly every one of them laughing. > > When it was her turn to dance, Silver--that was the stripper name > she's chosen from the list of suggested names than none of the other > dancers were currently using--turned to Ian and mouthed, "Don't make > me laugh." The name was absurd, because she had light brown hair that > Ian would soon learn was her natural color. > > When the music started, she had no idea what to do. This wasn't the > song she'd chosen, and it wasn't really danceable. She danced her > way over to Ian, who had positioned himself next to the stage and > glared. He responded with a smile, and 3 fifties in her garter, as he > chuckled and looked at her feet. As she'd said, she got undressed > quickly, removing her shoes first. > > *You know you've got it, Ultra. > I haven't felt this way since high school.* > > > > Her stripping was completely inept, and she had zero experience with > the pole. It was more like watching a college girl dancing around > her dorm room, taking her clothes off in preparation for a shower or > to get into her nightclothes, and there was no tease at all. She > opened herself wide, and so close that you could tell that she didn't > use that spray that most of the strippers do, and which Ian found a > bit repulsive. > > *Touch me, electric and I melt.* > > This was the girl next door, the really cute girl next door, the one > who made you ache that her bedroom wasn't on the side of the house > that faced yours. > > *Truly, Angoras should surround you and choose you as their queen.* > > The audience ate it up. She was the only dancer Ian had ever seen at > the club who was completely unshaven, but she wasn't hiding anything, > as she bent over and left very little to the imagination. Even the > dim lighting, which was meant to obscure, to leave them wanting more, > was no match for her look-at-me-and-take-a-mental-picture performance. > > *Touch me for real and take my heart. > 'Cause I'm just dumb enough to think.* > > When she walked off, after picking up all the cash that had been > tossed on the stage, she put her panties back on, and carrying her > shoes and the rest of what there was to her outfit, walked over to > Ian. "It's $30 a song, and for an extra $20, you can feel up my > boobs. No touching anywhere that a bikini bottom would cover." > > Ian asked, "How much for the rest of the evening?" > > *Silver* smiled, "You weren't kidding." > > "No." > > She answered, "A thousand." > > Ian smiled. She walked over to the cashier to get an envelope, and > after accepting ten $100 bills, she sealed the envelope, wrote her > name on it, and dropped it in her mailbox. She signaled to one of > the bouncers to accompany her into the private room. > > As they walked in, Ian said, "Good evening, Darren." > > The bouncer replied, "Good evening, Sir." > > "Darren, I've paid for this young *woman's* services until midnight. > You know I'm a gentleman, and while I realize that it's your job to > glance over from time to time, I'd appreciate as much privacy as > possible. > > The two fifty dollar bills were received with an exaggeratedly > professional, "Thank you, Sir." > > "And would you mind flagging a hostess to fetch us a bottle of wine? > Something with bubbles." > > "Yes Sir." > > Ian sat on the couch, and Silver asked, "Am I supposed to sit on your > lap?" > > Ian laughed, "Why don't you just sit next to me? We've got more than > three hours, but while we're waiting for the drinks, let me have a > good look at that beautiful face of yours." He brushed her cheek > lightly as he pushed her hair back behind her ear, his finger tracing > the rim of her ear before moving back, and gently massaging her > through her hair. "So beautiful." > > “You know this is kind of embarrassing me.” > > Ian snuffled and asked, “So, you’re not embarrassed to spread your > butt cheeks in the faces of a bunch of salivating horndogs, but > you’re getting all blushy about a man telling you that you have a > beautiful face?” > > “Yeah, you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of paradigm of human > perfection. Besides, I like showing people what I have between my > legs. It’s a thrill. If it weren’t for all the other bullshit, it’d > be really hot. Oh, and about the butt thing, one of the other girls > told me that if you show a little pink, the guys tip more, but if you > put your ass in their faces, they go crazy. What is it with guys? > Straight guys, it’s girls’ buttholes. Gay guys, it’s boys’ > buttholes. Buttholes.” > > “I assume that’s a rhetorical question, but I'll answer anyway. In > the context of this environment, it's like you're sharing the most > private part of your body. It plays on the fantasy of the woman > being unconditionally accessible.” > > The hand that wasn’t playing with her hair began to touch her hand, > which was resting on her knee. He was tracing her veins with his > fingertips, then he started feeling the individual bones in her hand, > working his way down each finger, then back, almost to her wrist. He > cupped her fingers and bought her hand to his face. She could feel > his breath on the back of her hand, and his lips moving on her the > way his fingers had. “I suppose you’d be more comfortable if I were > manhandling your breasts?” > > She thought for a moment, then said, “No, and if it weren't for the > thousand dollars, I'd be on my way home. It's pretty obvious that > you were responsible for that crazy song too. Why'd you do that?” > > "Because you're my fantasy girl, and with the tips you got, I'd say > almost everyone else's as well. You should be thanking me. I don't > think I've ever seen so many guys throwing that many bills, but I do > apologize." > > "You ruined my joke." > > Ian was curious, "Joke?" > > "Yeah, I was going to use Brown Sugar, and it took some persuading to > get the DJ to agree. He said only Black girls dance to that, and > that it didn't make sense. I gave him my nicest little girl, > 'Please,' and he rolled his eyes and said he'd do it, but that I owed > him one. Do you fucking own this place?" > > "I guess I could, at least own a share, but then I couldn't touch the > girls--and that's an awfully weird joke. This isn't a comedy club." > Ian paused, "Besides, that's the weakest song on the album." > > The server returned with a bottle of California Brut, which Darren > opened, and poured. “For the lady.” He may have known, but probably > not, that he was serving someone underage. > > They both smiled, and Silver said, “Thank you.” Of course, he wasn’t > in on the "lady" thing. > > As he handed Ian the glass, “Sir.” Ian thanked him, and he went > back to his chair. > > “So, what are you studying?” > > “Excuse me?” > > “In school. What’s your major?” > > She gazed at Ian with a somewhat puzzled expression, but saw no real > reason not to answer honestly, “Sociology, maybe Anthropology. I’m a > freshman. I’m just taking intro classes.” > > Ian looked at her somewhat sideways, “So you can’t decide whether > you’re a Socialist or a Communist?” > > She gave him a look that feigned offense, but her eyes betrayed > amusement, “What’s *that* supposed to mean?” > > “A failed attempt at humor, so I guess we're even. I was a Soc major > too, and the one Anthro class I took was taught by a Marxian, but > don’t think that because I’m a rich guy I’m hostile toward Liberals. > I’m rich because of dumb luck, not because I exploited the > proletariat.” Now, her eyes narrowed. Ian continued, “I won the > lottery.” > > Her face softened, “So you got lucky.” > > Ian nodded, “I’ve had enough bad luck too. Will you lay your head on > my shoulder?” He stroked her hair, as he pulled her close and > whispered, “Just let me pretend.” > > Over the next hour, few words were spoken. He touched her everywhere > that wasn’t forbidden, places she hadn't been touched in a long time. > It was affectionate, not at all what she’d expected. She felt like a > cat being pet, and she purred. She thought, “What the fuck? This > feels good,” but when he put his hand on her tummy, she said, “I > really have to pee.” > > When she returned, she sat down next to him and bluntly asked, “Are > you married?” > > She wasn't even certain why she'd asked, as there wasn't any > indentation on his finger, but there was no mistaking the hint of > sadness in his voice as he said one word, “Widowed.” > > She sensed the genuine grief, and said, “You really loved her.” It > wasn’t a question. > > His eyes didn’t quite tear, but she could see the hurt in them, and > the slight twitch in his cheeks, as he quietly replied, “Yes.” His > lips clenched, wavered a bit, and then he attempted a half smile, > "She's dead and I'm still married." > > "Wow," she laughed nervously, "heavy." > > Ian thought a while, and said, "I'm sorry, everything happened pretty > quickly. I even thought about what I'd do if I were rich, and it was > all about girls...or women. Like I said, I'm not sexist. I don't > think of women as girls in any other way, but the word, 'Girl,' > thrills me. I don't mean any disrespect." > > "Well, to me you're just a boy. Whatever *men* might want from me, I > don't know,” and she thought, "What you're supposed to say is some > version of, 'I'm sorry,'" but instead, changed the subject, "What > album?" > > Ian brightened a bit, "Sticky Fingers." He noted the coincidence, > her asking about his marital status, and that album being the go to > music for lovemaking with his late wife, and he most often skipped > Brown Sugar. Perhaps it wasn't the very weakest song, but the idea > of a human being whipped was so much the opposite of loving touch, > whereas Sway was the perfect introduction of the incubus, an angel so > reluctant to fall from grace, but one destined to succumb to carnal > knowledge. > > The private rooms were well insulated--only the muffled thump of the > bass was audible--and had their own sound systems. "Darren?" > > The bouncer replied, "Yes, Sir?" Ian pulled out his phone, "Sticky > Fingers, and please skip Brown Sugar." Darren dutifully complied. > > After the album ended, Ian put his arms around her and held her, and > she reflexively arched her neck and lay it on his shoulder. Through > her soft hair, he whispered in her ear, "Thank you." > > She turned around and laughed, "I just got paid three hundred dollars > an hour to get back rubs." > > Ian nodded, "I call that a bargain, but I assume that it's almost > time for you to turn into a pumpkin, and again, thank you. That was > the first time I've felt real joy in a long time. " > > Silver kissed him on the lips. > > It was rather chaste, like a goodbye kiss after an old fashioned > first date that had gone well, and she asked, "Will you walk me to my > car?" > > Ian answered, "I'd be honored.” Ian turned and said, “Darren." > > Darren turned his head, "Yes, Sir?" > > "The lady asked that I walk her to her car. Would you chaperone?" > Ian handed Darren another fifty. > > "Of course, Sir." > > As they turned to leave, Ian took out a money clip and removed two > more hundred dollar bills. Silver expected him to hand them to her, > but instead, he pocketed the bills, and handed her the money clip. > She gave him a quick hug and whispered in his ear in a husky voice in > parody of Darren, "Thank you, Sir." They squeezed each other > tightly, laughing. It was Darren's job to be obsequious to guys like > Ian, one he'd done quite well. > > "I'll wait for you by the door." > > Silver offered her arm as they walked out of the club. She thought, > "Lady." After she unlocked the car, she offered her left hand to > Ian, who raised it to his lips, "Good night." > > "Good night." > > As the men walked away, she rolled down the window and shouted, "The > Who." Ian looked back and smiled. The guys shook hands, and Ian > clasped his left hand over Darren's. Silver faked receiving a phone > call because she wanted to see what Ian was driving. When he got > into that little Fiat she'd assumed belonged to one of the strippers, > she said aloud, though no one could hear, "Could this be any fucking > weirder?" She pulled out after him, and saw his vanity plate. Then, > not wanting him to think she was following him, took a turn that > wasn't hers, went less than a mile, then hung a U. > ........... > It was one in the morning, but she had to call Eric. "What's up, > Winter? Is there something wrong?" > > "Dude, you're not going to believe my night." > > It was two hours earlier where Eric was, so Winter didn't see any > reason not to account every detail of her night at the strip club. > "I knew when I was up there on that stage, never again." > > "But you went in the back room with him." > > "Shit, Eric, it was a thousand dollars, and here's where it gets > better. He gave me his money clip, and that had almost three hundred > more dollars, and something else, a personal check for another > thousand." > > Eric asked, "Do you think it's real?" > > "Well, I can't see why it wouldn't be, and we'll see tomorrow when I > go to his bank to cash it. Also, because it's a check, it has his > address, which I'm sure he wanted me to have. He knew I was never > going back to that club." > > "So you like old guys now?" > > "I like money." > > "You aspire to be a high priced call girl then." > > "I wasn't kidding when I told the guy that I liked getting paid $300 > an hour to get back rubs, and while I figure he'll expect a lot more > than that, you know me, I never get tired of fucking, and he's got > the magic fingers. He touched the inside of my thigh for a long > time, and it was hard to resist reaching down and inviting him to > break the rules. Just a few inches." > > "Damn, Winter, now I'm going to have to wake up Chloe." > > After a silence, Eric went on, "You're going to love her, and we'll > be home on Sunday. We're taking the train, and Dad's picking us up > in Kirksville. You should come along. We'd all fit nicely in the > back seat." > > Winter giggled, "I'm sure we will." > > "Another thing I haven't told you; we're getting married sometime > over break." > > Winter didn't know what to say but, "Wow, that was quick, did you get > her knocked up or something?" > > Eric laughed, "Why yes, yes I did. Seriously, she's pregnant and > we're both thrilled. She's a lot like you, except, you know, she's > not my sister." > > "So you think I'd like to get pregnant at nineteen? That'd sure > throw a wrench into my new career." > > There was a pause, and then Eric said, "We're taking the train > through New Mexico. Remember how stunning the desert was? On the > way back to L.A. we're stopping for a week in Santa Fe.” There was a > silence, and Eric asked, “Winter?" > > "Yeah, I was just thinking." > > "Me too," said Eric, "Kansas." > > "Go wake up your pregnant girlfriend." > > "Bye." > > "Bye." > Ya know what...sure, I think it's worth a read this way. Thx.