Just My Fuck!

The worst thing I ever saw in the British movie industry, before I went to =
Hammer, was on the film Just My Luck.

It was the last day of filming - it was meant to be the second last day but=
 we stopped filming a day early.

Onthe set was the crew then Norman Wisdom, Jill Dixon, who was his girlfrie=
nd in the film, then the beautiful Delphi Lawrence, and a guy who I think w=
as called Harry Fairbrass who was playing a copper.

I hadn't seen any problems on the set or anywhere else right through the fi=
lming. We were expecting to finish this scene in a few minutes and then fin=
ish.

Delphi gave Norman a pile of prop money and a prop cheque, to settle a larg=
e gambling win that Norman had made. There were a few more words and that s=
eemed to be the end of the scene, but Norman went strangely quiet.
He was staring at Delphi to such an extent that after about one minute Delp=
hi said, Norman, please don't stare.
And Jill Dixon also said, What are you doing, Norman? Stop staring at Delph=
i.

Norman then seeemd to wake up and he said, Will everyone wait here for just=
 one minute. Just wait here...
He walked through the set door and one minute later he came back. Iwas shoc=
ked to see that he was wearing nothing but shoes and socks and his boxer un=
derpants. It was easy to see that under those boxers h was very aroused.

All eyes were on him, inlcuding Delphi whao said, Norman!=20

That was the opening word of a terrible attack. Norman grabbed hold of Delp=
hi and pulled her to the floor. She as screaming and shouting Help!

Once Norman had her on the floor he was well away. He pulled her skirt up a=
nd ripped her knickers off. He did that so easily that I kneww he had massi=
ve strength...they came off like they were paper.

Jill Dixon shouted otu somebody help her and some members of the crew tried=
 to help. They were pulling and pushing Norman, but he looked oily and he w=
as amazingly muscular, and by now he was fucking Delphi Lawrence really har=
d, and she was crying.

Harry, the policeman, tried cracking Norman over the skull but after he thi=
rd blow the prop truncheo splintered. Someone used the prop telephone on hi=
s head but it had no effect whatsoever.

Norman was fucking and biting like a baboon. No one could get him off, even=
 with almost the whole crew punching and kicking him, and with Delphi tryin=
g to stab her nails into Norman's skin, to no avail.

After about 3 minutes of this horror, Norman withdrew his penis and masturb=
ated into Miss Lawrence's face. She was by now totally out of breath, unlik=
e Norman, who sprang up, elbowed his way through the crew, went back off se=
t and reemerged a minute later wearing his usual getup.

When Norman went to leave the whole sound stage Harry the prop policeman tr=
ied to stop him and got a massive punch on the chin as a consequence.
Then, Norman Wisdom was gone.


All of this is on film.