Ceuta is what happens when you’re not serious abo ut migration
Julian <[email protected]> Sat, 1 Aug 2026 18:17:00 +0100
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Ursula von der Leyen doesn’t seem to care about the tide of people rushing the Spanish border. Voters in Britain will If any of us were in doubt about the scale of the problem facing our borders, that ended in half an hour on Thursday. Thousands of topless Moroccan men were filmed scrambling over rocks, pushing over walls and setting things on fire as they rushed into Ceuta, the Spanish exclave in north Africa. To watch the footage was, simply, to be boggled. How many people were in that frame? Why were they doing this? Who even were they? And what about the people of Ceuta, a city with a population smaller than Eastbourne on the coast near Tangier, long governed by Spain? What would we do if Eastbourne was overrun by 60,000 foreign berserkers? Some would argue it already has been. I’ve written a lot about Nigel Farage, the movement of people and the threat of small boats. And, to be honest, I’ve always been a bit embarrassed doing it. You don’t have to have watched The Odyssey to know that human decency says you must at least try to welcome refugees and migrants, especially if you’re one of the richest countries in the world and they’re victims of wars you’ve started or meddled in — which is, of course, in the end, most of the wars. This has always been Europe’s position. Yet, looking at the surging crowds, I thought: hasn’t it gone a bit far now? Europe wants us to do what? They want us to just deal with thousands more illegals, on top of the thousands who have already come here on boats this year — 752 on Wednesday alone — because they simply can’t be bothered to stop them or, worse, expect us to actually welcome them in, as they do? To give them free houses, taxis, mobile phones, allow scores of dependants to also come across — because: human rights — when there are barely enough houses for the people who are already here, when taxes are this high, when the NHS is messy, dysfunctional and killing people? Are we just expected to take it? For Ursula von der Leyen, the useless, robo-haired functionary at the top of the European Commission, the answer is yes. She couldn’t have cared less about the Ceuta stampede. At most, for her, thousands of gleeful men romping up metal railings, raiding shops and then sleeping, half-naked, out in the open, were a mere HR/health and safety issue. “Dangerous crossings” must not happen, she tweeted on Friday. “I tasked two commissioners to support to control the situation.” I looked up the commissioners. One was a wet-looking Austrian ninth-tier politician, a holder of the Grand Cross of Liechtenstein. The other was a former mayor of Dubrovnik and recipient of the 2006 World Mayor Award. Are they real people? It’s like sending Gareth and Dawn from The Office. Europe has never been serious about stopping migration. Philosophically, it’s not their thing. Effective returns of people who flood into Greece, Spain, Italy, France and so on bump along at only 28 per cent. Spain’s prime minister, Pedro Sánchez, whose recent policies made the rush on Ceuta possible, could not, when he addressed the press on Friday, even bring himself to use the word “border”. The police would put a “physical containment barrier” in the sea, he said, to stop migrants swimming the three miles from Morocco to Spain. How about telling them they simply won’t be welcome? How about not promising an amnesty, as he did this year, prompting the surge? How about seeing a huge body of random people just over the border and not automatically thinking, what can I do to make it even easier for these people to enter my territory? What can I give them? Shall I pass them a lifejacket, a cup of tea, a credit card, an SUV and a four-bedroom house in Kilburn? These people aren’t refugees, by the way, or asylum seekers. They’re economic migrants, chancing it. As one of them put it, when the border’s down they’ll try anything, because: “Salaries are very low in Morocco. It’s dead, Morocco is dead.” For them, Ceuta’s a jaunty day trip. Any serious attempt to deal with the many millions who flood in is resisted with psychotic anger in the European parliament. Its recent plan to create “return hubs” was met with scorn. One commissioner, two weeks ago, said that “extraterritorial centres” had bad human rights records. Australia’s plans led to “years of arbitrary detention in inhuman conditions”. Similar plans by Israel (it’s always Israel) left asylum seekers in “legal limbo”. Fear of legal limbo — is that a reason to desecrate an entire continent? These politicians are consumed by madness and guilt. They are embarrassed by Europe’s wealth, its global standing and its relative ease of life. They feel it is their mission to tear this down by waving in thousands of people who shouldn’t be here. And those people know this, which is why thousands still tip up in Italy each month, to Giorgia Meloni’s horror. Sánchez himself has said that Spain will welcome 500,000 migrants. This will tear Europe apart. Some of these arrivals will head out of Spain and go north, attracted by our better healthcare, education system and free houses. We pay the French £662 million to stop them coming here from Calais, but, as Chris Philp, the shadow home secretary, found out on Tuesday, like every EU official with a lifejacket they don’t do the job. Philp was mocked for running up and down the French coast, asking the gendarmerie why they were doing “absolutely nothing” to stop people-smugglers loading up hundreds on boats in front of them. “Our order is to let them go like that,” shrugged one. “We just have to say to them, don’t do that, it’s dangerous.” As I said: mere health and safety. The strange thing about migration is that it should be the easiest thing in the world to manage. There is nothing more simple than securing the borders of one’s country. Yet many politicians seem unable to speak on this matter. Andy Burnham and Ed Miliband, the foreign secretary — all tongue-tied. On other subjects, the prime minister won’t shut up: poetry, tea, pubs, education, bus fares, electricity, who he’s going tax, why he felt Cambridge let him down. On Europe, he couldn’t be clearer: he wants an “even closer” relationship. On immigration, though, nothing. At some point, perhaps when he sees his TikToks falling off a cliff as eyeballs race to the astonishing pictures of Moroccans marching in relentless columns across Spanish soil, he may realise that however much the EU tries to obfuscate the reality of what is happening, however much they try to tidy it away (“50,000 have gone back now”), however much they pretend that what happened on Thursday wasn’t their Tiananmen Square — an event we can never unsee — there are only two subjects that will interest people at the next election. Money, and this. The longer Burnham prevaricates and utters soundbites, the longer Labour tries to pretend the matter is in hand when it isn’t, the more people will come across, the more our seaside towns will be destroyed, the more stories will leak out about migrants bringing over 18 members of their families and/or raping people. Is he ready for it? Camilla Long