Re: The Golden State
Dude <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.buddha.short.fat.guy |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 8/12/2026 8:59 AM, Wilson wrote: > On 8/11/2026 9:27 PM, Dude wrote: >> Babylon Bee - America's Newspaper of Record: Top 10 Reasons To Move To >> California >> >> With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The >> Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the >> many great reasons why you should turn that U-Haul around and head to >> the Golden State: >> >> Free smoke: Every year, the state burns down entire forests to provide >> citizens with free smoke. Neat! >> >> Overcome your attachment to material goods: It's easy when the >> government takes all your income. >> >> Thar's gold in them thar hills!: That's why it's called the Golden State. >> >> Amazing restaurants like the French Laundry: Peasants like you can't >> eat there, but it's cool knowing it's there. >> >> Incredible high-speed rail system: Coming summer of 2096. >> >> Hobo Steve: He's the nicest hobo you'll ever meet. Aw, Steve. >> >> Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat: Mm-mm. Delicious. >> >> Kids be learning how to talk that good English: No other school system >> in the country be teaching kids like this. >> >> Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. >> Incredible. >> >> Beautiful views of the stars during grid blackouts: Unless there's the >> free smoke. >> >> What more could you want? Pack your bags and head out west, folks. > > The only known reserves of recoverable gold in Kalifornia are in the > pockets of the citizens. > Not all gold! The Morongo Casino Resort & Spa is located on tribal land. It sits on the Morongo Indian Reservation in Cabazon, California, in Riverside County, and is owned and operated by the Morongo Band of Mission Indians. Note: The name "California" originates from a 1510 Spanish romance novel, Las Sergas de Esplandián by Garci Rodríguez de Montalvo. The author invented a mythical island paradise rich in gold and ruled by an Amazonian queen named Calafia, a name likely derived from the Arabic word khalifa (caliph or leader).