Re: The Golden State
Dude <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.buddha.short.fat.guy |
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <[email protected]> |
On 8/11/2026 9:50 PM, dart200 wrote: > On 8/11/26 6:27 PM, Dude wrote: >> Babylon Bee - America's Newspaper of Record: Top 10 Reasons To Move To >> California >> >> With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The >> Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the >> many great reasons why you should turn that U-Haul around and head to >> the Golden State: >> >> Free smoke: Every year, the state burns down entire forests to provide >> citizens with free smoke. Neat! >> >> Overcome your attachment to material goods: It's easy when the >> government takes all your income. >> >> Thar's gold in them thar hills!: That's why it's called the Golden State. >> >> Amazing restaurants like the French Laundry: Peasants like you can't >> eat there, but it's cool knowing it's there. >> >> Incredible high-speed rail system: Coming summer of 2096. >> >> Hobo Steve: He's the nicest hobo you'll ever meet. Aw, Steve. >> >> Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat: Mm-mm. Delicious. >> >> Kids be learning how to talk that good English: No other school system >> in the country be teaching kids like this. >> >> Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. >> Incredible. >> >> Beautiful views of the stars during grid blackouts: Unless there's the >> free smoke. >> >> What more could you want? Pack your bags and head out west, folks. > > unlike most people on this planet, ur free to leave dud > > or even better find a grave already! > So, I came here to get enlightened.