The Absolute Truth

Dude <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,alt.skeptic
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Just tell the Truth.

Will someone, anyone, tell me the Truth? For God's sake. Just spell out 
the whole goddamned absolute truth! Or, just keep on lying. Lying to 
yourself! YMMV.
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