It is actually getting funny

Saul Martinez for The New York Times
Democratic Socialist Scores Upset Win in Florida Senate Primary
State Representative Angie Nixon of Jacksonville, a progressive
firebrand who ran a long-shot underdog campaign, won the Democratic
nomination for Senate in Florida.

Long shot underdog DS wins in Florida.  What next?  Himbo invents cure
for cancer in his new ballroom basement?
-- 
Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain
Don't get political with me young man
or I'll tie you to a railroad track and
<<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>>
Who dares to talk to El Sombrero?
dares: Ned
does not dare: Julian  shrinks in horror and warns others away