Re: Canada vs Trump. - And the Deal goes on...
Noah Sombrero <[email protected]>
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On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 10:10:15 -0400, Wilson <[email protected]> wrote: >On 8/19/2026 9:40 PM, Noah Sombrero wrote: >> On Wed, 19 Aug 2026 15:52:00 -0700, Dude <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> On 8/19/2026 6:35 AM, Tara wrote: >>>> >>>> This isnÂt over. >>>> >>>> U.S. President Donald Trump likes to win. He also often likes to play >>>> make-believe. He has a habit of declaring victory on social media based on few >>>> discernible facts, or none at all. >>>> >>>> When he has something to market, he markets it. When he doesnÂt, heÂs liable >>>> to fake it until voters believe that heÂs made it. >>>> >>>> How many times has he announced that Iran is finished? That a peace deal is >>>> imminent? That the Strait of Hormuz is open, oil has never stopped flowing and >>>> Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia? >>>> >>>> I canÂt count that high without an abacus. >>>> >>>> The former reality TV star also loves to engineer a cliffhanger. Hence his >>>> decision to build a tariff time bomb  a 50-per-cent levy on $28-billion a >>>> year of Canadian exports  and set it to go off at 12:01 a.m. on Aug. 19. >>>> >>>> And then, just in the nick of time, he announced that all was saved, and he >>>> had defused the device. >>>> >>>> Less than two hours before midnight, he wrote on Truth Social that the >>>> threatened tariffs were paused because, ÂCanada and the U.S.A., subject to the >>>> finalization of documents, have a DEAL! >>>> >>>> Prime Minister Mark CarneyÂs presentation of the situation, published an hour >>>> later, was rather more circumspect. >>>> >>>> ÂSubstantial progress has been made, the PM wrote, Âalthough there is >>>> important work still to be done. He added that the U.S. had agreed to pause >>>> the tariffs because Âthis work is ongoing. >>>> >>>> Recent days of intensive talks between Canada and the U.S., like the months of >>>> not-much-talks that preceded them, have been marked by an extreme level of >>>> opacity. Neither Ottawa nor Washington has itemized in public what demands the >>>> U.S. has made of Canada, what Canada has asked of the U.S., what has been put >>>> on the table by both sides and what horse-trading has taken place. >>>> >>>> And yet there are many things we know. >>>> >>>> We know that Mr. Trump wants most imports, including from his partners in the >>>> United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement, to be subject to U.S. tariffs. HeÂs >>>> made exceptions for products such as oil and potash  he doesnÂt want to >>>> visibly raise the prices Americans pay for gasoline or food  but he appears >>>> set on subjecting manufactured imports to tariffs. >>>> >>>> That is a rather large problem for the integrated North American auto >>>> industry, and many other Canadian industries. >>>> >>>> He also wants the rest of the world to meekly accept his tariffs and not hit >>>> back. Mr. Trump hasnÂt appreciated that Canada, unlike almost every other >>>> country, put up its dukes and retaliated. >>>> >>>> But retaliation has given us negotiating leverage. >>>> >>>> In the face of Mr. TrumpÂs demands for tariff acquiescence, CanadaÂs trade >>>> negotiators appear to have spent months ragging the puck. They had reason to. >>>> >>>> The USMCA is a binding legal agreement, signed by Mr. Trump and ratified by >>>> the U.S. Congress. Standing on it makes sense. The President appears to want >>>> Canada to accept treaty-violating tariffs, and for Canada to agree to a >>>> rewrite of the USMCA that would render Mr. TrumpÂs treaty violations >>>> treaty-compliant. >>>> >>>> That said, Mr. Trump could also do with a political win. Or at least something >>>> he can market as a win. >>>> >>>> Right now, American voters have 99 problems with his administration, and a >>>> trade war with Canada ainÂt one. If he can turn a trade war most Americans >>>> have never heard of into a claim of trade victory, it might subtract from the >>>> list of reasons to vote against his party in November. >>>> >>>> The only specific detail Mr. Trump mentioned in his social media post >>>> celebrating a trade deal was the alleged possible revival of Âthe great >>>> Keystone XL Pipeline. >>>> >>>> ItÂs a long-time Trump obsession. ItÂs also a project that Canada badly >>>> wanted, but that two Democratic presidents blocked. If Mr. Trump thinks of >>>> restarting Keystone XL as a win for him? Hallelujah. >>>> >>>> But thereÂs something else we know. >>>> >>>> Trump trade policy  like Trump foreign policy  has become a dysfunctional >>>> version of Deal or No Deal. ItÂs Deal and No Deal. >>>> >>>> No price is final, even after final sale. >>>> >>>> Adversaries and partners have learned that Mr. Trump is not bound by law, >>>> treaty or friendship, and has no compunction about breaking written >>>> commitments he eagerly signed not five minutes ago. >>>> >>>> If an interim deal between Washington and Ottawa really is inches from the >>>> goal line, that still leaves a whole trade relationship in the balance  >>>> because this presidentÂs term in office still has 29 months left on the clock. >>>> >>>> It remains unclear how this weekÂs talks connect with broader negotiations >>>> over the future of the USMCA. >>>> >>>> Mr. Trump wants to turn what was the worldÂs most important free-trade deal >>>> into a creature with aspects of one-way free trade. He wants us to agree to >>>> give him the freedom to build tariffs walls against us, while demanding that >>>> we recommit to low or no tariffs against the U.S. >>>> >>>> ThatÂs why this isnÂt over. It wonÂt be so long as that man is in the White >>>> House. >>>> >>>> Tony Keller >>>> G&M >>>> >>> It should go without saying that even if Trump brought world peace and >>> universal prosperity for everyone on the the planet, some people would >>> still hate him. Just saying. >> >> Grab a pussy and be happy. > >If women often let you grab their pussy and they come back for more, it >probably will warp your perspective a bit. > >Why some women will allow high status guys to do that is a different but >interesting discussion. A guess himbo would know. >"But a man with integrity would never!" > >Says a man who's never met a woman who let him grab her pussy and then >come back for more. > >Please note that this does not address the long term effects of doing >that sort of thing. You can only continue to live that way for so long >before you learn that it manifests a cycle that is not conducive to long >term happiness and balance. > >Like most things that are harmful but don't kill you, I'd say that >living through that experience (on either side) has the possible effect >of making one a stronger more aware human being. > >Also see: karma. -- Noah Sombrero mustachioed villain Don't get political with me young man or I'll tie you to a railroad track and <<<talk>>> to <<<YOOooooo>>> Who dares to talk to El Sombrero? dares: Ned does not dare: Julian shrinks in horror and warns others away