Re: Muscle Car Reviews

Noah Sombrero <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
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On Mon, 24 Aug 2026 13:53:36 -0700, Dude <[email protected]> wrote:

>On 8/24/2026 11:03 AM, dart200 wrote:
>> On 8/24/26 10:27 AM, Dude wrote:
>>> On 8/24/2026 1:56 AM, dart200 wrote:
>>>> On 8/23/26 7:16 PM, Creon wrote:
>>>>> At Fri, 21 Aug 2026 12:22:56 -0700, Dude <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> 2026 Dodge Charger: Six pack scat pack first test.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Dodge's 550-hp twin-turbo muscle hatchback is quick and packed with
>>>>>> personality."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Motor Trend:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gorgeous Looks, Big Performance, Bigger Compromises
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://tinyurl.com/fr3hm9ft
>>>>>
>>>>> Dude,
>>>>>
>>>>> Try launcing in one of those vs. an STI.
>>>>>
>>>>> The latter has AWD -- it doesn't peel out, it goes *scat*.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> my tesla goes faster, and the ride is much quieter ?
>>>>
>>> The best car to own is the one that's paid for. All electric cars are 
>>> quiet. Top speed and launch might not be the main factor. YMMV.
>> 
>> mines paid for dud lol
>>
>Any car you purchase should be seen as an investment. The Dodge isn't 
>for joy riding - it's going to triple in value in ten years.

What a great salesman you are.

>Meanwhile your Tesla is next to worthless as a trade in.
>
>Model Y holds its trade-in value better because of high demand for 
>crossovers/SUVs, whereas the Model S has experienced faster depreciation 
>due to heavy supply. YMMV.
> >
>
>>>
>>> The 2026 Dodge Charger, comes standard across the entire 2026 Dodge 
>>> Charger lineup, with all-wheel drive (AWD), including both the gas- 
>>> powered Sixpack and all-electric Daytona models.
>>>
>>> "The 2026 Dodge Charger Sixpack Scat Pack drops the old V8 for a 3.0- 
>>> liter twin-turbo Hurricane inline-six engine. This High-Output (HO) 
>>> "Sixpack" version pushes 550 horsepower and 531 lb-ft of torque, 
>>> hitting 0-60 mph in 3.9 seconds with standard all-wheel drive and an 
>>> 8-speed automatic transmission." - Motor Trend
>> 
>> 
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