Top five signs that a hospital is not in fact a hospital:

Number 5, you=E2=80=99ve become a permanent resident because they don=E2=80=
=99t know what is wrong with your brain.

Number 4, they are mysteriously rolling unconscious people out on stretcher=
 beds to other hospitals.

Number 3, on the way there the ambulance asks if there is anything you=E2=
=80=99ve consented to donate.

Number 2, before you know it, you=E2=80=99re jabbed in the neck with a need=
le behind your back.

Number 1, the coma patients are the only ones delivering any babies!