Three warnings you've been in a coma.

Nicholas Forystek <[email protected]> Thu, 28 Oct 2021 12:47:09 -0700 (PDT)
Newsgroups alt.bumbling.idiots.the.fbi
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1. Your skin tone is that of indoor constantly, very pale.
2. Your muscle in your face has no definition at all whatsoever.  
3. Your overall body type is classified as "dough boy" for IV fed.