Re: L'Aprina Liquefied Topical Aspirin . Where ,in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, can I purchase L'Aprina?

[email protected] Sat, 19 Dec 2020 11:34:57 -0800 (PST)
Newsgroups alt.business.multi-level
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On Wednesday, April 13, 2016 at 2:26:18 PM UTC-5, [email protected] wrote:
> On Tuesday, April 2, 1996 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, Richard Seeley wrote:
> > No start-up costs and no monthly obligations 'till you start earning
> > commissions. Then it is _just_ $20 a month worth of product!!!
> > 
> > 
> > Do you suffer with aches and pains from headaches, 
> > sports injuries, low back discomfort, arthritis, 
> > rheumatism, bursitis, joint pain?
> > Well here is a miraculous TOPICAL LIQUEFIED ASPIRIN 
> > product that you will never want to be without.
> > 
> > Aspirin, offen called the "wonder drug" of the 20th 
> > century, is the most widely used medicine ever 
> > developed. Aspirin is an effective pain killer, a
> > proven analgesic and anti-inflammatory agent and new 
> > benefits are constantly being identified. The one 
> > negative in the minds of most consumers is the adverse
> > reaction to the digestive system often encountered.
> > 
> > Now our company. L'APRINA INTERNATIONAL, INC. proudly 
> > announces an amazing development - a sensational new 
> > produot called L'APRlNA. The principal active 
> > ingredient in L'APRINA is Pure aspirin.
> > 
> > The inclusion of ALOE VERA to the product is also 
> > important. In tropical climates it has been applied 
> > to the body for thousands of years to treat sunburn 
> > and other skin problems. As a potted plant it has been
> > cultivated in millions of homes, its juice used 
> > topically as first aid for the treatment of burns, 
> > cuts, and abrasions. Since man first touched the
> > broken leaf of an aloe vera plant it has been known as
> > one of God's gifts to the world.
> > 
> > Now for the first time, the "wonder drug ASPIRIN" and 
> > the amazing magical healing properties of ALOE VERA 
> > are combined to form a most effective SUPERIOR Product
> > for pain relief in the 90's. L'APRINA, the first 
> > Iiquefied topical aspirin, begins to relieve even the
> > worst discomfort withln 60-90 seconds. L'APRINA is
> > appliad with a pump spray (not aerosol). We recommend
> > that the painful area is sprayed liberally then gently 
> > massaged and this procedure repeated 2 or 3 times, 
> > depending on how severe the pain and the relief 
> > commences immediately. Its analgesic and 
> > anti-inflammatory action lasts from 4 - 6 hours.
> > 
> > The great news of this exciting development is finding 
> > that the efficacy of the aspirin is wholly unimpaired
> > by this external application. In fact, since the entire
> > dosage is concentrated at the point of pain, it is much
> > more effective than being diffused throughout the 
> > body by swallowing it. Also, the problemm of digestive 
> > system difficulties is now completely erased with this
> > spray application.
> > 
> > Other products on the market placc at this time usually
> > do either one of two things - they either warm or cool 
> > the skin with camphor, menthol, or other products, 
> > therefore disguising the pain - NOT curing the pain.
> > They contain no aspirin. L'APRINA provides relief for 
> > a broad scope of pain. ln addition to the ones listed 
> > above, to, mention just a few - are burns from all 
> > sources, menstrual pain, insect bites, cramps, athlete's
> > foot, migraine headaches and many more.
> > 
> > You can be pain-free with L'Aprina.
> > Use it as your one, safe over the counter
> > pain medication.
> > 
> > Regards,
> > Richard Seeley 1:2609/507 Fidonet
> > [email protected]
> > http://www.borg.com/~rseeley/laprina.htm
> > 315-797-3054 fax

Is this product still available ?  I live in USA, Kansas.  David